Madison Mason

before i am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece, or cousin, i am my own person, and i will not set fire to myself to keep you warm.

[ً @onlysimpin]

what a fkn year this week has been

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

bebe youz a firework ok

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

I know some of my followers on here had to have gone to Colene Hoose for elementary school…does anyone remember the PE teacher that would always pull on girls’ ponytails when we lined up to leave…I would literally take my hair down on purpose

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

I’m getting a free tattoo from my very talented childhood best friend tomorrow who I haven’t talked to in forever and I’m so excited to catch up and get a badass tattoo

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

Someone told me I’ll be a “crunchy mom” one day and idk if it was a compliment or an insult pls help

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

@katshadid I get one daily. Now I usually get random links and nothing else from an outlook email

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

so I’ve had covid for the past week with no symptoms and today I realized I have no sense of smell...I am very grateful that my symptoms are so mild but realizing I couldn’t smell anything was very confusing 😂😭

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

@andyypurple My mom worked at one but they closed bc no one knew they existed 😭

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

@meghanrienks Don’t worry Jill Biden is definitely taking good care of him

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

When I was a kid I used to put my boogers in between couch cushions and I brought it up to my mom recently and before I could even ask if she remembered she said, “Yes. I don’t wanna talk about it”

[Pin Young 🎙📽🎻🏳️‍🌈🌊 @PinYoungActor]

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

Wait if anyone would be head of the Illuminati I’d put my money on Kanye and Jeffree...and a big historical event happened the same day their “relationship” got leaked...just saying ok I’m going to bed now

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

Most anticlimactic New Year’s Eve and I ain’t even mad

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

i refuse to give someone something for Christmas that is a Christmas decoration or scent...you’re really giving someone something they can’t use for 11 months for why

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

you can hate on caitlyn jenner for who she is as a person but the second you misgender her it’s over. it ain’t cute!

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

I don’t listen to taylor swift as much anymore but you bet my ass imma listen to every song she re-records

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

@Tayrayray1 This is my kind of ride, I hate rollercoasters 😤

[Madison Mason @thealliteration]

This is so true but terrifying. Trump loves those classic abuser tactics