MF Q

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

I’ve decided I no longer care about women. Sexually or otherwise. Good luck, guys. You’re on your own now.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@xQc Let it go dude

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

Black people do not have tonsils.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

Holy shit I’ve been hiccuping for like 5 hours straight now please god put me out of my misery.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@katependley1 https://t.co/TxHufBumKp

Everyone pray for kate.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@katependley1 Bet I could fuck you up in chess, Kate

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

Would you eat monkey?

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

Uh oh, Stephen King’s talking about black people again!

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@maximeexotic Ask yourself not if this is what I look like what I sleep, but what if this what is you when you sleep instead.🔮🔮🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬👳🏾‍♂️

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

This is what I look like when I’m asleep.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

Who wants to race me?

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@OTerrifying That’s a sandtrout

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

How are they alive still??

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Bro how do fish drink water?? Like all their shit is salty and dehydrating as fuck!!

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

Had a dream about pants.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@katependley1 You can’t drive a horse.

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@spinachmami I’ll let you have this one. You needed it after that boot shit.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

I love bitches so much and I love to have sex with them a lot.

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@spinachmami Fuck you

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@spinachmami Seems like you just don’t know what boots are

[MF Q @thealphacoops]

@spinachmami Mmmmmyeah dont think so