Alvaro.

🇲🇽⚡️

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

@rawsalerts Three Body Problem type situation 👀

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

You ain’t really in the field, you just tweet a lot

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

It’s 2005.
The house is dead quiet, everyone’s asleep… no school tomorrow.
That 25-inch Zenith TV is the only thing lighting up the room

and then this banger comes on.

Pure nostalgia.

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEE
IT’S FUCKING GAMEDAY‼️‼️

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Siempre hay más elotes cuando hay menos burros

[el jeringas @ElJeringasLoko]

yes

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

take that atheist

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Straight talkin’ that shit for 15 years #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Piss Jug Jr

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Why tell a dead man the future

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

I hope Them Crooked Vultures get back together and tour again someday.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

If you’re reading this, it’s 2024 and we still don’t have lazer beams mounted on sharks.

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

@Rx_Queen333

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Balance & Reciprocation

⚖️🗡️

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

90’s Alt-Grunge to stomp my way through another Monday on this level🫰🏾

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Time is the thief I’ll never catch.

[Alvaro. @thealshowzen]

Last day of work this year got me like

[THE NATION @TheNAT1ON_]

Bruh 😂🤣🤣