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[theoꕤ @thealusss]

come bathe in the light

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

@buffys pov

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

HelloFresh said bottoms rights

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

pokemon gym leaders be doing too much. LIKE WHY DO YOU GOT LAVA IN THE BATTLE ARENA? That shit cannot be OSHA compliant

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

wait i NEED that mega raichu Y

[𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 @flbreglass]

a small sample of my raichu collection

[Jorge Correa @itsjorgecorrea]

No estoy soportando el FOMO de que no la veré en vivo, genuinamente me duele el pecho de pensarlo

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

happy global running day! 💌

[cecilily @cecililytweets]

I've been a believer in Raichu Y since day 01 way before this was a zap cannon charizard killing machine I would just like to remind you all of it

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

i know it’s damn near 0% chance we’d ever get something like this, but I NEED IT!

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Pokémon battles if they were like in the anime

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

the way i literally left my station at work and left people without coffee for 5 minutes so i could watch this when it dropped. 🤭

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

i heard one of my servers drop the hardest bar on a guest today: “if we can take heartbreak, you can surely take 4 shots of espresso” YOU KNOW WHAT

[jeff ꕤ @arianaprodutora]

ela meio que deixou explícito que vai passar longe dessa sonoridade que vcs tanto pedem pra ela so pela forma que foi tratada. esse album vai ser um divisor no fandom entre as baratinhas e arianators de verdade

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

i just watched the hate that i made you love me music video, and i absolutely LOVE it! i can already tell it’s going to go over A LOT of y’all’s dense heads though.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Calculate time in reverse.
That is, if I have an appointment at 4, I start scheduling my whole day in reverse: I have to be there at 4, so I have to leave my house at 3:15 and be ready by 3:10. Getting ready takes 40 minutes, so I have to start by 2:30 at the latest, so I have to shower at 2. For that, I have to finish my chores at home, which I estimate will take about 2 hours, so I have to start at 12, but first I have to eat lunch, so I'll start cooking it at 11... and so on...

[Soul Talk, MSW @OpenOfficeHrs]

WHO added this music 😂
She ate the stair walk up up though 😂

[trévon ꕤ @trevonwoodburyy]

i actually hope and pray this new era weeds out these fake ass fans for good. i feel like that’s what she wants too. y’all are so exhausting. anyways, stream htimylm

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

LMFAOOOOOO PLEASEJSKSKSM

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

eternal sunshine voice to petal voice

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

i’d wear this on my first day at shiz university

[Vannah 🖤 @psavannahhh]

TORE HER SET FUCK THE GOSSIP!!

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

to all you memorial day corporate bitches that go out and refuse to exercise patience with the service workers that are getting MOPPED today, i hope y’all all stub your pinky toe for a week straight.

[theoꕤ @thealusss]

there really is a meme or video for every damn thing 😭

[Ramen 🍉 @CoconutShawarma]

lives were changed 🚬😎