Alvin Mata

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Mom needs to learn how to use the guide instead of flipping through the channels. It'll go from HBO to brazzers, making fam time awkward

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Everything around my mom doesn't matter when her Filipino soaps are on. I have to make an appointment to talk to her

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

After you drop a deck of cards and can't find 3. My OCD is killing me I need a beer rn

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

I got underboob sweat and I got the body of a teenage girl

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Lord help me, my drunk ass couldn't find my charger. It was in my pocket the whole time.

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Accidentally brought my coffee to the bathroom with me cuz I had to shit really bad 😩 my heart says throw it out but idk

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Too many people are quick to believe what they read. Check your sources! Do your research!

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Cinco de mayo weekend is the worst time to get sick.

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

My right butt cheek won't stop twitching

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

I'm so stressed right now I'm about to watch trolls and have a beer

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

So inspiring sharing the stage last night with @JRAquino @melvinsings @sherylannpadre and more!

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

The best way to get through a paper? Tell yourself to just type shit and it'll eventually make sense

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

✌🏽 https://t.co/D6fWYGDXmJ

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

This morning instead of coffee I had a beer with my breakfast and I feel fantastic.

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Support local artists. That is all ✌🏽

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

I missed drinking, but not hangovers

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Just lost a game of battleshits to a complete stranger 💩

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

@_BrandonJoseph where is this? 😂😂😂

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

@RealHiepPhan naw.

[Alvin Mata @thealvin07]

Good morning!