Alyssa Morrison

I'd rather talk to people in real life, but that doesn't mean I don't ❤️ your tweets.

[Alyssa Morrison @thealyssakar]

Justice for Breonna Taylor - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/z9ruDHqO0f via @Change

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I’ve noticed more than a few cotton tails around Sunset Hill. https://t.co/LhcGuaSqx6

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@dog_rates @Dumbo This is Winnie. If Winnie was ever going to fly like Dumbo, it was going to be the day this photo was taken.

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YES.

[Wrong Hands @WrongHands1]

productivity flowchart https://t.co/yMZn4pkoU5 via @wordpressdotcom #productivity #gettingthingsdone #funnybusiness

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Senior dogs get 'married' in animal shelter to help them be adopted together https://t.co/MOOTNgAeo8 via @Q13FOX

[TriMet @trimet]

Llama Llama on the train
Trying to escape the rain
But llamas aren't allowed on MAX
No matter how good your llama acts

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#OscarsRedCarpet nails that lower third description of @awkwafina

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Jury finds 'Ride the Ducks' negligent in 2015 crash that killed five people https://t.co/rV0z3hhwQc via @Q13FOX

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Wrath, thy name is #petty: Name a cockroach after an ex for Valentine's Day, this zoo will feed it to meerkats https://t.co/hAmdoP3b77 via @Q13FOX

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Meanwhile, in the name of #TBT that gives me warm fuzzies, this pic: https://t.co/R4Y2DvrsBy

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oof. 😶

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An Interview With The Local TV Producer Fired For A Graphic Calling Tom Brady A "Known Cheater" https://t.co/NJfA7whPvS via @deadspin

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Disappointed in myself that I hadn't heard of Toni Harris before today ... she's my new favorite college football player.
https://t.co/EZNgcC0ErC via @Q13FOX
https://t.co/FPjSTJBO1V

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THAT FLUTE. i'm dying.

[Local Current @LocalCurrent]

Watch @lizzo delight @TheEllenShow with "Juice." https://t.co/wMwP6SGiPN

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Good morning, Minnesota friends. I hope you're all appropriately stocked up on beer ... because when it runs out ... https://t.co/PBh3y7GpNt via @Q13FOX

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

ily = i love you
ilysm = i love you so much
otmnjbbwjgttatyaiccoitdotif: oh, time means nothing. jeremy bearimy, baby. we'll just get through this. and then you and i can chill out in the dot of the "i" forever.

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Lowering blood pressure could cut risk factor for dementia https://t.co/5Wvs5oQ9mf via @Q13FOX

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The beagle sat down next to the Canadian man at Toronto Pearson International Airport on Oct. 17, 2018, and the jig was up.
https://t.co/dhCCXAh9h4

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Shelter dog called a hero after finding and saving litter of abandoned puppies https://t.co/MdDX3IL6TU via @Q13FOX

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Didn’t expect to spend Friday crying, then I watched the latest episode of #TheGoodPlace. 😭😭😭