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They call me Leonardo Da Vinci because I'll make you Moan Alyssa

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I’ve been off twitter for a full year and that’s insane bc this place was my LIFE. anyway hi im back

[trish @ultragloss]

thinking about 1d’s impact on pop culture as a whole and correct me if im wrong but i also dont think stan twitter even existed before them. im pretty sure that social media today exists as it does because of directioners in 2010

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@mattrife be sure to get a #sleepgummy with Debbie

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

Will never forgive them for casually dropping one of the greatest pop songs of all time and never putting it on streaming

[big pimpin. @rouxrxv]

Nah. This is a BANGER.

[CRBLK 🇵🇸 @CRBLK21]

@camillard This is how you know people don’t watch someone’s content when they make a bold statement like this. Before you acuse people of something do your research instead making bold claims. She dies this with everyone and you’re watching a snippet of an interview.

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Nah just men

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@broookitaaa PLEASE

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Ur joking right…

[sugar cookie 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @floomflams]

She completely changed her tone. As a result, I want y’all to ignore her forever.

Her schtick is giving racist.

[juaan PETAL ꕤ @juaangng__]

ariana grande is so iconic for this

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I thought Amy Schumer and Megan trainer were the same person for like 6 years

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me when i start putting 2 n 2 together

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

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I have the rhythm of Taylor swift and that’s why I don’t dance

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

alright consider me a fan

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That’s different

[star @stefenrc]

for people who are like this, what do yall do when yall go to restaurants

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@yucathicc Wait what is she supposed to sound like??

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@julyinhereyes Mine updated on its own 😭