Amanda

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[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@ShelbyLynnLFC i’ve seen s1-15 probably three times, but i have NEVER once watched the musical episode 😭

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@FatFemnistWitch @latkedelrey 2 weeks on wellbutrin has me driving the speed limit, waving to my neighbors, and smiling at the clouds 😭 i started going to the gym again after so long. like just get up and go??? actually bonkers.

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@nonbinarybooty macro? easy. micro? kicking my ass three weeks in. i hate it.

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@perico7_ i got two packs of strawberries for $4, 2 things of ghirardelli melting chips for $7, pink sprinkles for $1 im making them myself cus ain’t no way

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@rrreader333 @aliyahInterlude you so should!! last yr i took myself to sushi, got flowers, made chocolate covered strawberries then watched legally blonde and 10 things i hate about you while drinking wine and doing a face mask. 10/10 recommend!

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@spinubzilla last night like 40 people all came outside in the middle of dinner to come look at this, it was so cute

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@DGlaucomflecken no bc they denied my tonsillectomy so i called & said “gimmie ent recommendations” first person? the guy they just denied me for? and i was like “you denied him.” and they asKED ME WHY?! GIRL IDK!

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@Vessyteena another ex buzzfeed girly just doin shit

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@Branmuffin824 @kmhawknz @Lins_1983 my mom did this at a water park there was a ginger toddler w big ass goggles and a disney bathing suit so my mom picked her up and it was NOT ME! she was watchin the wrong kid💀

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@donbonvivant2 @carnegiejy @98diggs one time i dropped a thing of steak, my first day on grill, my manager SCREAMED at me in front of everyone, coworkers and customers…i cried in my car after 💀

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@makjako starts shakin at 70, stops shaking at 90 so i have two choices grandma speed or a wreckless driving ticket 😭

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@simply_lay_ we are both just exposing our inability to type early on <3

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@SapphicArachnid and the best part is it’s always different gremlins!!! one person posts it and a whole thread forms

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@SapphicArachnid @TuggaAintShit these threads pop up every month or two and are my favorite thing

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@mykko_montana23 @___J_E_S_S @a_rose1983 @nataleebfitness i work at a gym and men say the grossest shit to me, leave notes on my car, and we have had to call the cops 4x in two months bc guys couldn’t keep their hands to themselves. there’s always two sides

[Amanda @theamandaash0w]

@nandinipatell i got a breakdown for my tuition and it said $1200 for textbooks?? but i had to buy my textbooks??