Green-Eyed Ninja

Kindness Spreader/Mic Dropper

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

"I can ruin your insignificant damn life but ok why the hell not?"

Me agreeing to a date with a 24 year old.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Did you do that to your eyebrows or do we need to hire a lawyer.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

If your ass still thinks both sides are the same, please give us directions to your magical privilege bubble and whatnot.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Yes, I support the mentally ill by retweeting them, next question .

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Eventually I had to ask for directions on the road to ruin.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Why were The Flintstones the only cartoon that got a vitamin? I'd eat the hell outta some Mr. Magoo calcium tablets and whatnot.

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

"The Thing," is my favorite horror movie about a scary noun.

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

Well, I made it to the end. I swiped all the lefts.

All. The. Lefts.

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

"No, you."

Trump

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

"I can ruin your insignificant damn life but ok why the hell not?"

Me agreeing to a date with a 24 year old.

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

"Who's sniffing who?"

My life ATM

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Sick and tired of folks making fun of my people's names. Anyway, gotta go find a birthday gift for my niece, Ozempicia.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fruit vendors ain't done shit to you.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

You don’t know what a “wardrobe malfunction” is until you’ve run after the garbage truck wearing just a bathrobe.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

No thanks, I’ve got all the enlightenment I can keep down.

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

#NewProfilePic #whogivesashit

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

@TheatreMusic @JoshStein_ @NCMEC He was found and is safe.

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

North Carolina listen up: if you see this boy and know and/or his birth mom, call 911.

https://t.co/3ckZ4CQHTR

@JoshStein_ @NCMEC

[Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay]

Seriously? Answer the question fat, orange old man.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“Quiet, piggy!”

— Donald Trump snaps at female reporter asking about the Epstein files.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If Trump can seek a third term, Obama can too, right?