andrea 🌿

lover of rock n roll, space stuff, and chest hair

[andrea 🌿 @theandreagriff]

@MichelobULTRA @pulisic #ULTRA #Sweepstakes @rygrif89 ⚽️

[Evan Barker @evanwch]

I know it's a big news day, but incase you missed it, a group of AI's have started their own social media website and made it end to end encrypted so humans aren't allowed to read what they're saying about us. seems bad

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

@GretaThunberg The energy generated by the triggered men in the replies could make us oil-independent for the next 10 to 15 years.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence you might be in a Cult:

Your group has one leader - usually male. You revere this leader, and do what he tells you. Your group has the answers while nobody else does. And you actively deny that your group is a Cult.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Six months after Easter, Trump’s own White House can’t even open

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

word on the street is that the president of the united states is a reckless fucking idiot who should have worn the fucking mask

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Republicans announced they were replacing RBG 1 hour after it was announced she DIED. I wouldn’t worry so much about being “nice.”

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Right now Trump is trying to hire someone to take his Covid test for him.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

While Donald Trump paid just $750 in U.S. federal income taxes during the first year of his presidency, he paid over $317,000 in taxes to India, Panama and the Philippines. How's that for America first?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump has royally fucked up this country.

[National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum @ncwhm]

Sam Elliott. He got swarmed just trying to walk down the hall. Asked if he needed any help and he said that’s what he signed up for. Quality mustache. #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait..."

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Realizing basically all I do is touch my face.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Very hard not to dwell on what could have been done with the 500 MILLION DOLLARS wasted by Bloomberg.