Andrew Saunders

don’t follow me please, I’m going nowhere

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

I wish Trump was spelt Trunt, cause it would be an easier rhyme but still associating it anyway

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

If the starvation is fake then why aren’t you letting aid in ya f#ckwitt, scared of exposure are we?

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

2 people being caught cheating will be vilified by the world and never have the same life again and I agree, but a protected world leader can order the killing of thousands of innocent kids, people, media and others but the world will turn a blind eye, go figure.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

Let’s bring back high tens

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How does it feel to all the progressive NO’s that a NAZI voted the same as you, wow!!!

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

If I am not recognised in the constitution, can I get my tax back for the past 34 years please, I mean wtf.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

YES shows compassion and support. Thanks to all YES pioneers and trailblazers, you are on the right side of history. Hey good luck explaining to the world all you NO’s, haha idiots. To my mob, I f#cking love you all so much, I love being Biripi, I love being black xo.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

I think about my elders that went before us who paved the way to allow me to do what I do on the land and country I do it on, the elders who suffered through the most hideous of NO’s, NO you can’t sit on the bus with us, NO you can’t sit in the cinema where we sit

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

NO you can’t have self determination and NO you can’t have a voice, I think you’ll find we’re used to NO, lucky for the progressive NO though, because all the other NO’s wouldn’t have had anywhere to hide. This NO exposes racism.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

@blakandblack That’s a pretty confident “no” from me 😂

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

Australia is gunna have a hard time with this vote cause they all talk like this “ yeah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah”.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

@masonhellcat Ha hello mate 🤙🏽

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

Um

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I’m gunna start sitting next to people in public as close as we sit on a plane in economy class, see how it goes.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

@danilic As long as there was no loss in other revenue like the bridge climb, that’s the most important thing I reckon. I love movies though, such a good escape 🤙🏽

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@Tonaaayy_ They will be left behind, stupid pricks, this dialogue screams “I am so scared of you and change”, haha, flawed, all of them, stay strong mate, keep doing your thing, it’s brilliant.

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Cancel culture or culture cancellers, they aren’t new to us blacks fullas, they’ve always danced with us, from the church to even the highest of chancellors, we’ll always survive cause it’s too hard to cancel us.

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

Hey guys, can you believe it’s only 2 UK Prime Ministers till Christmas, yay!!!

[Andrew Saunders @theandysaunders]

Me

[Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival]

Who's the trailblazer in your family? #micf @theandysaunders