andrew burns

roll your skull down a hill

[andrew burns @theangrytoe]

on hold for 25 minutes with @RoyalMailHelp and the operator hangs up on me when I finally get through, braw

[andrew burns @theangrytoe]

Thanks @dpd_support I’ve been waiting for this @BrewDog delivery specifically for today’s agm but apparently it’s been sent back to them with no explanation

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@BeerwulfWebshop I messaged your website 3 days ago about my Sub spontaneously breaking down and haven’t heard anything

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Instead of visiting your family this year ,w hy not consider simply staying by yourself in a dark room and rewatching every epsode of the hit 90s tv series seinfeld

[Fall Guys @FallGuysGame]

Really pleased that @radiohead have been streaming Fall Guys 🙌

Thanks @thomyorke!

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Hit export on a video and go to my phone while that’s going in the background. Look up twenty minutes later. Zero progress. I didn’t hit export.

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@plusnethelp paying for ‘unlimited fibre extra’ and getting this every evening for weeks now

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Imagine someone’s playing guitar and you shout ‘Freebird!’ That would be hilarious. Great banter that.

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Hope everyone had a really rough few years

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My midlife crisis will be when I start walking up stairs like a sane person rather than sprinting up, 5 at a time for some fucking reason

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@andysmcgowan Absolutely. It’s beautiful.

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Thirty seconds into #TheApprentice and I’m already sure I hate half of the competitors

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Been a while since I bought a PC game on launch day. Lesson learned! Was really looking forward to playing Blair Witch but looks like that’s not happening until it gets fixed.

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Midsommar was a fucking trip. Really enjoyed being unnerved for the entire movie. Would’ve enjoyed it a lot more if the cinema wasn’t filled with dipshits laughing uncontrollably at the sight of nudity but oh well

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@SingingEmu “mum, you look like you fisted a coal mine”

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My overpriced @virginmedia fibre is so patchy that I can’t even open their website to complain

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@JoeGallacher_ @seeuinrachell @DaftLimmy @andysmcgowan I’m tempted

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Go to pick up a game I haven’t played for almost a year and in that time the devs wiped all save files. So I’ve lost 20 hours of progress and need to start again. 👲

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@ORIGINPC @pewdiepie @SingingEmu

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@andysmcgowan @BlindFirmino 😂