The Animaster

Twitter is my toilet. This is the perfect place to relieve myself by taking a huge shit on the things I’ve consumed.

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Apple get your shit together. It’s the second half of 2026 and you still can’t make a simple filter to screen all these fucking “buy your house” texts??? Get your head out of your ass- excuse me, other people’s asses.

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@LqLana OmFG I wish I can spam the likes on this one ROFFLLL

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@RocklandShirtCo @TheAKGuy More MAGGAT mania. The steroids are strong with this AI fucker

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@TheAKGuy ANOTHER FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. HOW STUPID IS THE MAGA CULT??

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Another STAGED “assassination” attempt! How BRAINWASHED is this cult?

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@carp_cro @theliamnissan It’s insane how FEW people see this!! I’ve been saying this all along. But the truth isn’t what people want. Definitely isn’t what the oligarchs want

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@theliamnissan lol “he would have made a great president” — yeah — THATS why MAGGAT had him assassinated in the fist place! They don’t like competition (democrat politicians are too pathetic to even be considered ‘competition’ at this point)

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Are Democrats not talking about these MAGGATS that are spamming everyone claiming they’re coming from Democrat Spam Accounts? Surely Democrats can’t be that dumb to let this crap continue…?

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@AvsAltitudeFan @Suzierizzo1 MAGGAT

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@spooner17546 @Suzierizzo1 Another Maggat scumbag!

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@Suzierizzo1 Might have to just start shooting them

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FUCK TRUMP AND THIS WAR AND THESE HIGH GAS PRICES AND THIS CRASHING STOCK MARKET AND HIS FUCKING MAGGAT CULTISTS THAT ARE ALL GOING TO HELL AND SHOULD GO TO HELL FASTER

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Piece of Shit Trump caused another Airplane crash a LaGuardia on March 22, 2026. Keep cutting costs and pocketing that money you piece of shit!

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Fun fact: “Piece of Shit” has the same number of syllables as “President”. Get your prefixes right.

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@TheWarMonitor All these fucking pedo supporters who always complain about the federal government terrorizing its own tax paying citizens —- are strangely very silent right now.

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@glenn_tunes Blame that on the Democrats that refused to keep him from rigging the elections or looking into election fraud — even though the Nazi Trumptards were foreshadowing it all along.

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So… not OK for China to take back Taiwan but perfectly fine for the USA to colonize territory that was never theirs? #colonizegreenland

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Progressives need to start naming their bills appropriately: how about the “The One Totally Obviously Not Super Corrupt Smart Bill” next?

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A wannabe Nazi from Ohio wants every dual citizen to renounce their citizenship because he was stupid enough to give his away? These fascists need to go. These fascists don’t want loyalty — they want FEALTY.