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[annnie @theanniebarely]

Will she ever know...the amount of songs...I have written for her. . .

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Airlines should have a specialty luggage care service called the “Devon service” where it’s a guy named Devon who only carrries 5 bags / plane, so he’s much more gentle with them than the other guys.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Here’s my impression of @SouthwestAir

“Hayy fam! ❤️ 😉sooo you all are gonna all have to suffer until we profit more =\ buuuut once we do profit (!!) …You’ll continue to suffer. But snacks on us 😝”

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Me watching Olympics ≠ bread & circuses. Enough guilting your comrades. You do not want me reading and writing manifestos, there’s at least 12 Ottobar regulars taking care of that for us.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Chef is this real?

[annnie @theanniebarely]

The gaydies seem to finally be realizing that dismissively saying “go sports ball” in conversation only reveals them to be uninteresting & callous when met with someone else’s hobby they don’t participate in.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Can the announcers tell us interesting climbing facts and techniques rather than making corny little react comments #skyscraperlive

[annnie @theanniebarely]

I’ve seen a few too many men’s “new years” posts that feature them drinking whiskey & smoking cigars.

Even the libs & communists have been seduced by the Joe Rogan “guy who likes finer things” mentality and aesthetic.

Another reason we will lose the war.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Women love to sit in restaurants & say “I’m right under the vent”

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Fascism is coming and the only way you can stop it is by losing 30 pounds. Good luck, comrades

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Thanks for posting the 14 signs of fascism. Really opened my eyes, I had no idea.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Ladies: tone down the artsy girl photo dumps, some of the shots aren’t worth the scroll

[annnie @theanniebarely]

New suspect photos of the Louvre heist just dropped. These men were last seen au cafe avec un croissant.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Ppl who “notice & predict other people’s behavior patterns” never seem to notice the pattern of everyone in their life hating them

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Why does everyone act like this is abnormal or unexpected? You’re just as responsible as the generations before you (maybe they were unaware of what they signed up for, just like you!).

Go make your change folks, I’ll wait!

[annnie @theanniebarely]

I’m sorry to say, but we have got to take a break from volume pedals. I wanna see some attack & commitment, gentlemen.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Unique pet peeve: the ppl in the background of an audition tape “laughing” at the “funny lines”. Shut it!

[annnie @theanniebarely]

People in the jury waiting room are starting to bond. Not me. I’m the lone wolf.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

All this talk of hurricanes & rip currents reminds me of one of my most delusional beliefs: I don’t have to fear “ocean threats” bc I was on swim teams for 12 years. Maybe you babies have to stay out of the water, but I don’t.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

Phone brings me joy. People bring me pain.

[annnie @theanniebarely]

👏put children in the front seat again 👏