joseph

I live in circadian rhythms of a shooting star ||
building silly

[Tayo Txn.🖤 @tayobeats_]

intelligence is knowing when to apply the right metrics.

[joseph @theantgha]

@hey_sesan Oui, you can checkout MHQ Lagos,
You can checkout their website as well, pretty cool place.

[Yoav Vainrich @yoavain]

@EOEboh To keep the barrier to entry just high enough

[Yacine Mahdid @yacinelearning]

imagine the type of thought these 200 neurons must have had flying 900m/s out of a gun like a john wick bullet

[god @kiishigod]

Lately I have been building and using iTE, an AI coding harness that lives in your terminal.

No browser tab. No Electron app. Just `ite` in your shell and you're coding with an agent that reads your codebase, runs commands, and ships work.

🌐 https://t.co/vHPzjDL6xW

[joseph @theantgha]

Hmm...Isn't there a configuration to adjust aggressiveness of auto_vaccum ?

I would have thought this is by design on how they choose to handle MVCC.

[Akintola Steve @Akintola_steve]

Did you know that Postgres doesn't actually delete rows when you run DELETE?

It marks them as invisible to future transactions and leaves the physical row on disk.

That dead row sits there consuming space, bloating your indexes, and slowing down every sequential scan until autovacuum comes to clean it up.

At high delete volume, autovacuum can't keep up.

Your table grows forever, even though the data is "gone".

Run this right now and see how many dead rows are sitting in your most-written tables:

If n_dead_tup is close to or larger than n_live_tup on any table, you have a problem worth fixing today.

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

My biggest career flex is that I’m the best manager most of my direct reports have ever worked with. Even after we’ve parted ways. I’ve always wondered and hoped they carried it forward.

Today I met someone being managed by a former report, she said that’s her best manager ever. I was proud. Very. A proud grand-boss 🤣.

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔴𝔳𝔩𝔣 ☦︎ @Whitewvlf1]

Modern gamers would never survive PS1 era games.

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Kale Yville @KY_Draws]

titanfall mission

[joseph @theantgha]

"If" i love my people 😂

[yaga @yagathedracula]

“$500k bagged”

first go buy turkey cook soup, turn semo, buy hollandia yoghurt, chop & sleep. if i wake up i dey go car stand.

[Omo Nwabunike @Bettynwabunikes]

Please everyone let’s join hands together to pray to God, for healing over him in Jesus name Amen 🙏🏾

[joseph @theantgha]

@Rebels_Raiders just finished my 4th playthrough, glad to see mass effect stuff

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[Tife || Frontend dev 🌐 @Tifecodes]

I'm Boluwatife, a 400l Electronics and Computer Engineering student and I'm currently completing my SIWES as an Embedded Systems and IoT Intern

I'm also a Frontend Developer
I build responsive and scalable web interfaces

You can check out my portfolio https://t.co/X45a1MY5la

[JFJ🇺🇸 @jifferey]

To be fair. If Lara Croft was replaced with a guy in Tomb Raider Id be upset.

[joseph @theantgha]

@EOEboh @smartnakamoura Epic 😂

[Cap-EO 👨🏾‍💻 @EOEboh]

@smartnakamoura what if my agent is not motivated

[Javed Sterritt @JavedLSterritt]

Men being closed off to women's stories is some of the weakest shit imaginable.