Mitch Burke

Plainview, NY; Bucknell Univ; Baltimore; MISL; Orlando; co-founder One Day Masterpieces; Highlands, NC; Glendale, CA

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

how's it going so far, @SenatorCassidy?? Under RFK Jr., CDC reverses course on stance that vaccines don’t cause autism

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

You are a clown. Call us when you “produce & contribute to society”

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Not many people can run a $2.4 trillion company and he’s making less than countless pro athletes. Stop worrying about how much others make and look at what they produce and contribute to society. This narrow-minded thinking holds us back.

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

CHOKE

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

I love this dude

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

I was going to lease one but then you raised the price a few days ago

[Max @MdeZegher]

99.98%+ of roadtrips are already possible in the US in a Tesla. Tesla drivers know this through their vehicle touchscreen, but too many people have no clue.

The first state-owned highway signs showing Tesla Superchargers are now going live. We plan on rolling this out more broadly.

Hopefully this helps with turning any range anxiety into range confidence for the general public.

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

Guess I won’t be leasing a @Tesla Model Y after all. Price just jumped $60/month. #Tesla

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

It’s about 10 barrels/day, so you’re only off by an order of magnitude

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Santa Barbara beaches have oil and black tar in the water constantly. Why? 36,000 BARRELS of oil seep through the ocean floor EVERY YEAR. (There are 10-15 billion barrels underneath)
Please let Sable extract the oil, reduce the pressure and seepage, save marine wildlife, and help the beaches become cleaner and more beautiful.#SOC

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

So one crew member calls in sick this morning and my @united flight 4961 from Dulles to Greenville is delayed 4 HOURS! Pathetic #unitedairlines

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@megynkelly You’re horrifying

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

We know you’re not naive, so you must just think we’re stupid

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@TrevorImmelman seems to think his job is to recite stats. He is a net zero to the broadcast #cbssports #themasters

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

That’s enough @realDonaldTrump I’m tired of winning & getting rich

[Intelligencer @intelligencer]

Numerous global market indicators are blinking red, suggesting more turmoil is on the way over Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ tariffs. Here are live updates. https://t.co/Ry13v8Crjx

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@DarelGTaylor @his4Everz He plays like a 6 year old who just started taking lessons

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@PhilMickelson 🥱

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@PhilMickelson You’re a sad, pathetic dilettante, Phil. Go place a bet on a dog race

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@JessicaTarlov How you liking your boy Hegseth so far?

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@SenBillCassidy “first, do no harm”. You got the most important one wrong. Your feckless naive & pathetic buckling at the feet of the Trump machine is outdone only by your gullibility that RFK will abide by his ‘promises.’ Shame on you, “doctor”

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@TheDailyShow And somehow thinks it’s funny and possibly fair and encourages his audience to boo the capture of guy who murdered the UH CEO

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

You do understand these are two different storms, right?

[Kevin Bass @kevinnbass]

Lol

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

@NewsHour @CapehartJ with another brilliant observation “maybe it’s about issues”

[Mitch Burke @TheApartment]

They’re not “investigating” the mayor has already called it blatant antisemitism on behalf of the entire city.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Dutch authorities are investigating what led to a wave of attacks last night on Israeli soccer fans in Amsterdam. It followed days of tension leading up to the game.

@TheStephSy reports.