The Apathy Party

The UK's official Apathy Party.
Down the pub, not Up in Arms.

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

#BrexitOpportunities Take up fox hunting. You’ll need the protein.

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

Save yourself all the intellectual strain of learning anything about international trade or how the EU operates

#BrexitOpportunities

(Bonus: you can build on this by failing to learn anything about how the climate works, too!)

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

Get to spout right-wing bollocks on national television by appearing on BBC Question Time

#BrexitOpportunities

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

When the Brexiters said we’d get our country back, we weren’t expecting the crap one we thought we’d got rid of in the 1970s

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

We’re detecting a surge in membership

[Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin]

So Jeremy Corbyn can't even beat Boris Johnson in a head to head! He comes in third behind Boris and "Don't Knows"!
#CorbynOut 🥀

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

BREAKING: New polls suggest most voters would prefer the kipper to be new PM

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Boris Johnson "got it wrong, hook, line and sinker"

@BBCChrisMorris says rules about transporting kippers, which the Tory leadership candidate said come from the EU, are actually written in the UK

More from @BBCRealityCheck: https://t.co/wlbSk0czWk

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

Bloody brave of Boris Johnson to appear on stage with something brighter than he is

#BackBoris

https://t.co/XzIbV4OqHn

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Isn't one of Mr Johnson's problems an inability to pull out in time?

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

Not sure I can tell if #ToryLeadershipContest candidate Bozo Johnson is still on drugs or not …

[Henry Porter The Convention. @HenryCPorter]

The intellectual incoherence of Corbyn is staggering. He spurns Trump to speak at the anti-Trump rally although in truth he's supporting the Brexit that Trump wants, whatever the cost to the NHS. My problem with Corbyn and his team comes down to one word - stupidity

[Jo Swinson @joswinson]

In one tweet, Donald Trump shows why he doesn’t deserve a state visit. Offensive, abusive and undiplomatic. Remind me why we’re rolling out the red carpet for him?

[Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin]

Dear Leavers who swear you're not fascists. Italy's Salvini is a huge Mussolini fan. Mussolini invented the Fascist Party. Salvini & Farage have agreed to have their parties sit together in the EU parliament. If you voted for Farage, the dead of WW2 are spinning in their graves

[The UK EU Party #FBPE 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @theukeuparty]

Elton John: 'I am a European – not a stupid, imperialist English idiot' https://t.co/JRgl2AxM2a

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

How’s the Let’s-Make-Labour-Unelectable-Despite-The-Awful-Tories Project going?

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

Well done, Barrow-in-Furness

https://t.co/wYB1OtErer

[Eric D @DalbidEU]

Kolkata Telegraph; “How could a modern, educated and open society have got it so wrong?”; Global Times China; “Brexit has become a farce”; Washington Post; “UK is suddenly looking like a banana republic” South Africa; 'UK not to be seen as a serious global player anymore' #Remain

[The Apathy Party @theapathyparty]

Send the message that I’m a racist moron, presumably