Fred Garvin

Rider, Pro Deucer and Fan Dancer. NOT a masochist, despite all my life choices.

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@ArthurGuess @NoContextHumans The ice on the pond traps all the methane created by the organic matter rotting on the bottom of the pond. Without the ice the gasses would otherwise bubble slowly and harmlessly into the atmosphere.

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@HawkEmDownChris Ville Niemenen

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@TownsUsa

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“William, CBS has a new crime show and they feel you’re perfect for it.”

“Great, what’s it called?”

“Jake and the Fatman.”

“I’m not going to be Jake, am I?”

“You will, in fact, not be Jake.”

[Fred Garvin @theape]

Iowa fans remembering what happened after the delay in the 2016 World Series

[Jake Brend @JakeBrendTV]

Tamin Lipsey leaves Iowa State:

• 1st in career steals
• 4th in career assists
• T-2nd in wins, with childhood heroes Georges Niang, Naz Mitrou-Long and Matt Thomas
• Most wins at Hilton Coliseum by a player
• 1st in “Tamin Plays”
• Married

Job well done, Mr. Cyclone.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Ames through and through 🥹

Thank you, Tamin Lipsey 👏 #MarchMadness

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@jws_23 Huge win. Respect.

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Like for Project Hail Mary
Retweet for Interstellar

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@jws_23 That's the greatest sticker ever. RIP store #4160. My first job.

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@jws_23 @ChinLovesIowa Shoulda been Lars

[Fred Garvin @theape]

#PortillosDesMoines @portilloshotdog

[Jim @jws_23]

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I want to eat Portillo's,
but @portilloshotdog hasn't put a location in Des Moines yet

[Jim @jws_23]

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I want to eat Portillo's,
but @portilloshotdog hasn't put a location in Des Moines yet

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@jws_23 I was so proud I figured out the main twist.then it was "I'm going to write a full confession. Don't show anybody, ok?"

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@jws_23 The lead singer looked like Keitel in Taxi Driver

[Jim @jws_23]

A nice dipped Italian beef that I can get at your location in Des Moines, Iowa...oh, wait...😞

C'mon @portilloshotdog put a location in DSM already.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Retweet if you think the Expos should replace the Dodgers

[Ryan @rlhaaland]

Eric Heft watching Milan go to work.

[Fred Garvin @theape]

@jws_23 Big win. F the Blues