Hal Khalaf

Father, Husband, The Gray Streak Guy, Podcaster, Youtube Creator, Full-time RVer, Coffee Guy, Jesus follower.

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

Now I am just pissed off. Watching @JeremyClarkson on season 4. The women "managing" the pub quit in ep. 8. They were absolute crap. 2 days in & they bail. The chef designed a menu that would fail. The people around him failed 2 do their jobs & then blamed Jeremy. Absolute SHIT!

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

Watching @JeremyClarkson on Clarkson's Farm season 4. Love to see the pub coming along. Absolutely hate the way he is being fleeced by the consultants. Ridiculous to hear the recommendation of umbrellas costing £40,000 ($53,000). Honestly, listening to their "solutions" is awful.

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@MrBeast my wife

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Effective 6/27/25 All of my companies will cease shipping packages via @UPS. Consistent delays, and missed deadlines along with one of the worst customer support systems. Guaranteed Next Day Air means nothing to them & has no value. @USPS & @FedEx will be our methods of shipping.

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@mitchellvii It was an opportunity for senile CNN Senior citizens and their basement dwelling children to leave the house and turn off the TV. To step out into the sunlight and expose their pasty skin to some vitamin D. Let's be honest, this was a big achievement.

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@elonmusk Don't do it. Homeschool or Christian school. Do not sacrifice your children to the govt.

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@deancain @Tesla I don't know, but I would gladly drive a Model S Plaid. So, if you head to the dealership and are feeling overly generous, just message me and I will get you my address. 👍👍

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@elonmusk This is domestic terror and should be treated as such.

#FindThem #ArrestThem #ConvictThem #JailThem

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@elonmusk I would proudly drive a @Tesla! Hell, I would even wrap the thing in pro-American graphics.

Unfortunately I can't afford to buy one & build my business at the same time. BUT if I could, I'd replace all the vehicles at my house with Teslas.

#GodBlessAmerica

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@libsoftiktok another reason to homeschool.

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@Alaskacryptogi1 Dude looks like he wants to cry.

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@TheLeoTerrell Definitely a big HELL NO!

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@AppyPieInc has deceptive business practices. They will try to sell you an app renewal at a price higher than your actual renewal cost. Then they'll lie about it. When you find you can renew yourself with a coupon they will lock your account out of spite. #Deceptive #BadBusiness

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Anyone notice that to @UPS shipping times don't seem to matter anymore? Overnight? How about over-week. 2nd day air? Oh, you mean sometime soon. Ground? We call it "someone before you die...maybe".

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@emfundertaker For his next op ed, "Bring back the scarlet letter and teach them whores a lesson!" #FFS

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@marcuslemonis Buy a new AC from Camping World for my RV.

[Hal Khalaf @theaperturechef]

@Alaskacryptogi1 @SpeakerPelosi @POTUS While ethanol is a waste and the Biden administration is 100% responsible for the prices and inflation, corn 🌽 for ethanol is not the same crop as corn we eat. It is also not the same crop as feed corn. Th me current crops in the ground will have 0 affect on food production.

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@STLRuthie68 @miles_commodore Someone making $7.25 pays $0 income tax. @elonmusk will pay over $11 BILLION in taxes this year. https://t.co/s82YdhQAMr

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@LongHornSteaks Glad to hear. I’ve deleted my question.

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@AMclenon @MattWalshBlog This is the only appropriate method if you do not have a pizza oven or flat griddle.