Aphrodite

Greek goddess of love & lust, fairest of all goddesses

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

Hera and Athena can mock me all they want but I will always be the fairest, most beautiful of all 😘😏👸✨👄💅🎀💄👙👗💖💕💋🌟💫

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

I'm too golden for that dirty war business anyways 👸✨✨🌟

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

Dad just told me that I shouldn't go to war anymore... I think he's right I'd rather be in bed or getting some people into bed 😉😘💋💘

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

Big shout out to my mom @Dione for healing and comforting me, love you!! 💞☺️💞

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

@Dione Mommy it's not fair! I was just trying to help my son, "'the Argives fight the gods'" (5. 430) 😢😭😡

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

@Ares "'Dear brother help me! I'm wounded, the pain's too much, a mortal's speared me- that Diomedes, he'd fight Father Zeus!'" (5. 405-8)

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

EEEEEEEEEK THAT HURT 😫😫😫😭

[Homer @Homer_greek]

"Diomedes knowing her for the coward goddess... thrust his spear at her soft, limp wrist slashing through her flesh" (5. 371-8)

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

And down to Earth I go to save my son, I will never understand why these boys insist on fighting instead of staying in bed with their wives

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

Be carful out there fighting baby! @Aeneas

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

As if this war wasn't giving me enough to worry about, I have to pay attention to my son Aeneas too #stressed 😓

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

@Athena_thewise1 oh HELL NO!! Not cool Athena!!!!!! #hateyoutoo 😡😡😡

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

I've been told that I have "glistening arms" 💪💪✨✨ #beautiful (5. 351)

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

Hera and Athena do a crappy job helping out the Achaeans... I ALWAYS have Paris's back #teamtroy

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

HAHA @Hera @Athena Daddy loves me more cause I always stand by Paris and drive the deadly spirits from my man 💁 (4. 11-12)

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

#tweetyourfavoriteroom the bedroom... Duhhh

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

@paristhepretty there you go, that's how you win her over #wemakeagreatteam #soproud

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

@Helen come sit in this chair facing your beautiful lover NOW 😈☝️

[Homer @Homer_greek]

"Helen the duaghter of mighty Zeus was terrified" (3. 487)

[Aphrodite @theaphr0dite]

I can be cruel when I want to be.