Neal Ardley

Manager of Wimbledon FC aka AFCWimbledon. I discovered Jesse Darko. PARODY

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

Well... 1 out of 2 ain't bad

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

Lyle has scored 4 in 27 minutes,

So if I play him for the full 90 in every league game he'll score 612 goals this season.

You're welcome

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

With my signing Lyle Taylor I now firmly believe we will both win the play off final and the league title

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

Can't believe they didn't listen to me, I told them it should be named after Jesse Darko #legend https://t.co/DF6nPmACfW

[AFC Wimbledon @AFCWimbledon]

Our great American friend @johngreen will now have a stand named after him at the club: http://t.co/1sOskIhjVz

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

Bayos just told me he's thrilled I've signed Elliot and Taylor

Because our main strike force now spells EAT

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

Could be signing Matt Tubbs

Just at the stage where i explain it doesn't matter how we play if you're fucking scoring you Portsmouth reject

[Neal Ardley @theArdlinator]

Rumours i'm signing Llera

I went to his house to discuss a contract

But he said he played for franchise so I shat on his floor and left