Matt Ascroft

Zach Galifanakis's stunt double. Lacking original tweets since 1994. Bolton Wanderers fan so I know life isn't fair. Work account: @AscroftMedia

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

When your in the club with your mate and your favourite song comes on.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

What a man. Jonathan Pearce looks back at his incredible career. 🥹

We can't wait to hear more from him next season.

[S💕 @rexs_ma]

Anyone who hacks phones to make money from someone’s death shouldn’t be deciding who is an “actual fan”

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

What a surprise! Didn’t see this coming! Not like we’ve known for at least 48 hours that the game was likely to be delayed.

What a joke!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The Mexico v England kick-off will be delayed due to severe weather.

The expected kick-off time is now 7pm in Mexico City, which is 02:00 BST in the UK.

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

@BBCMOTD Says everything about Rooney’s punditry. Hope the BBC sack him for someone who can actually speak

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

HE'S DONE IT!! ⭐🇦🇷

Lionel Messi gets his goal and becomes the outright all-time top scorer in the men's World Cup!

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

‘Well, let’s focus on the first-half. I know that’s a challenge for some of us at home.’

Just Emma Hayes letting her audience on ITV know that she’s not going to take any more of their shit. Quality.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE ROOM RETURNS’, starring Bob Odenkirk as Johnny.

The film is a remake of ‘The Room’ shot in under 12 hours with no rehearsal. All proceeds from the film will go to charity.

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

@Footballtweet I think that is the worst analysis I’ve ever seen. If his name wasn’t Ronaldo everyone would be saying he’s done nothing

[GR @91GRob]

This is embarrassing HT coverage from the BBC.

Ronaldo has done nothing, yet we have Wayne Rooney trying to tell us that him standing in an offside position is the reason Neves scored. Everything is so forced to suit a narrative.

Ronaldo is past it, simple as that

[These Football Times @thesefootytimes]

For those not watching, Wyclef Jean has now crashed the main ITV coverage, described England as a team that “don’t eff around”, accused Scotland of cheating and then psyched Duncan Ferguson with a fake handshake.

Box office.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Two fucks given on BBC News on a single day.

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

Wayne Rooney is the worst pundit on tv.

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

BOLTON WANDERERS ARE BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 🆙

#bwfc | @officialcarmats

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

John Lewis have got former Lincoln, Grimsby, Shrewsbury and Newport striker Lenell John-Lewis onboard for their latest advert, and it is perfect 😂

HIS NAME IS A SHOP 🗣️

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

Wembley bound! 🫵

#bwfc

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

#COYWM!

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Amario Cozier-Duberry's beauty gives Bolton the lead against Bradford 🤩

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

Max Verstappen: started 2nd, finished 5th

Formula 1: Verstappen is Driver of the Day

What a joke!

#MiamiGP

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

@paddypower Steve Bruce or Paul Ince

[Matt Ascroft @theascroft]

Joker: Folie a Deux stands out but going further back Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was very disappointing considering

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The film that disappointed you the most after months or even years of anticipation?