Ashlee Mae

Professional dreamer/facepuncher/wild child/stripper. Published model. Will definitely pet your dog. Enjoys naps. Part time succubus.

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

What do you mean we like our neighbors?! She was doing feng shui at 7am in the morning?! 😂😂😂😂

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

Shoos away lingering sadness, repeat, repeat again

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@tictackettt Omg!

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@stripproblems Not that it makes it right, but those men weren't innocent either 😂

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@stripproblems Offering drinks, money, company, etc. those men apparently were full of themselves and gave away their watches.

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@stripproblems So. Funny story.... one of those girls I have worked with. Those men were in VIP all night long and invited them back.

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@MclarenSadie Same girl same

[El Tapatio @YungBanan]

Whites: I never owned slaves. Those were my ancestors. We gotta get over this

Blacks: Ok. Take down the statues.

Whites: Now hold on...

[Silk Almond Milk 👸🏾 @DairyfreeBaybee]

Exaaactly 😂 https://t.co/m1qxPucWaw

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@StripperUnion Some girl was singing this like she was the shit on the patio last night... before she had her stage set 😂😒🙄

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Be your own reason for not needing the validation of another.

[loladavina @Lola_Davina]

Some clients will think you're smoking hot. You’ll leave some clients cold. The rest are just glad you're looking them in the eye & smiling.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

If you can't take a second to decry men carrying Nazi flags and clubs to assault people, maybe you shouldn't be president.

[Chai Goth posting his L's online @Abid_ism]

once someone was like "millennials don't answer a door if they aren't expecting anyone???" and i get why the 70s had so many serial killers

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

I'm so angry from the past 48 hours I'm shaking. It's fine. I'm fine.

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@stripbouncer @superman8474 I'm not above it

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

When some girl brags about her single day sober and my life is failing apart around me.

[Stripper Diary @Strippers_Diary]

Me dealing with this week

[Ashlee Mae @TheAshleeMae]

@celestialbitxh @yesastripper Sis just can't dance. Not sure why she's blaming us though??? 👀