Yes, a Stripper

i'm basically a naked comedian

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

TO MY SEX WORKERS, STRIPPERS: do you tend to make more money during a full moon?

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

@lafemmeisobel since starting my SW career i have
1. valued my time & energy
2. saved $20k in 1 year
3. found God
4. practiced self-care
5. got health insurance
6. discovered my true friends/family
7. polished my comedic skill
8. psychology queen
9. got into great shape
10. had a fucking blast

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Why must my legs , under arm and vagina hair grow so fast and the hair on my head don’t -______-😒😒😒

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

my thoughts exactly https://t.co/BsUn8fqVda

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

People keep posting the nude videos of me like if i wasn’t a stripper before 😩😩😂🤷🏽‍♀️You know there’s videos of me stripping with my titties & ass out on YouTube already right 😂?anyways i know i know i got a nice body right 😎

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

@JasonBanana2 fake asses are (usually) nice, but i can’t reason sitting on a fake thing for the rest of my life. i don’t think it’d look good over time.

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

had to explain to a guy why i don’t want a fake ass. #stripperproblems

[Dr. Jessica Barry @dr_jessicabarry]

Another stripper with a phd, y'all 🙌🏽🍾🎊🎉🥂

[SurvivetheClub @SurviveTheClub]

My doctor said to me today, "physically men are stronger than women," and I responded, "until we put fishnets on." He walked out of the room agreeing.

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

THERE IS A MAN IN MY CLUB WEARING A FAKE LACOSTE POLO, LORD 😭😭😭😭

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

Appreciative of being a stripper because without it, I never would’ve figured out how men truly are. An important lesson.

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

@bbmama_milk ME TOO - they are so juicy and luscious and finally not sensitive anymore 🙏🏽

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

when you realize you have period tits on a full moon = $$$$$

[Stripper Diary @Strippers_Diary]

“I’ll get there when I get there”

- the stripper mantra

[Yes, a Stripper @yesastripper]

@Aaron2hott it may be common, but it ain’t right