Ashley Rhoads

Graphic Designer. The world is my canvas.

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Please send coffee and cold medicine 🙏🏼 #whodelivers?

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

My sister-in-law and I just went to @Wendys and I cannot believe they sent us out a chicken sandwich that was still raw!! Totally unacceptable! Definitely won’t be back if you can’t cook chicken properly. I’m sick to my stomach 😡🤢

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Wishing @ChickfilA delivered to my office building 🤰🏻☹️👎🏼🐓

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Food poisoning and pregnancy are just wonderful. Happy 31 weeks to me!

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Sitting and work being productive and all of a sudden this song starts playing over and over in my head, “Elmo has 3 ducks, 3 birds of a feather...” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 Thank you Olivia! Just what I wanted to have stuck in my head right now.

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

27 Weeks! This pregnancy is flying by. Is it bad that I have to check an app to remind myself how far along I actually am? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🤰🏻

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

I have officially reached the point where my daily night cap consists of popping a Zantac 💊

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

I have officially reached that point where I brush up against something and get a mark on my clothes and do not find it until the end of the day when I go to the bathroom 🤦🏻‍♀️🤰🏻 #babybumpproblems

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

I could literally eat an entire batch of banana pudding RN

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

All the way in Boston and our @uber driver is my old Metro Bank coworker 😂 Too funny

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Packing for a trip with a toddler = packing for yourself, your husband, said toddler and an army of children that do not exist because your toddler just might need that toy or extra snack 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Pregnancy Thoughts - First pregnancy: no lunch meat, 16 week countdown to baby, tracking baby size, etc... Second pregnancy: I don’t know how many weeks along I am but I feel huge! (While eating my turkey & brie sandwich) 🥪🤰🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

If only @starbucks delivered

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EVERYTHING gives me acid reflux these days. #contobeingpregnant I even look at food and I feel it coming on 😭

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Thank God it’s not trash day for once 💨💨💨🌪🌪🌪

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Acid reflux, you suck. Go home. #20weeks

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I don’t know why I go to the doctor with a toddler expecting it will be a quick in and out for a check up. #onehourandcounting #waitingtobeseen #pinnacle #readytopullmyhairout

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I feel like I start off the day looking like a bloated mess and end the day looking like I swallowed a Cornish hen 😂 #18weeks 🤰🏻

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

Yesterday Olivia had her apt to have tubes put in her ears and I was so prepared for a fussy kid to go crying down the hall with the nurse to the operating room. Instead she happily lunges into the nurses arms and didn’t shed a tear as she left me. 😭

[Ashley Rhoads @theashleymariah]

I’ve had the opportunity to prescreen plenty of resumes lately and I must say that when you just graduated college two years ago and your resume is 6 pages long, you’re not doing yourself any favors. 🙅🏻‍♀️👋🏼