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Confession: I'm not really an astronaut.

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@McReynoldsJoe @OliverJia1014 Your response to this is exactly why they're just smashing that lever for MAGA and absolutely will not even converse with you any further, other than to mock you.

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@Marsupial_Gamer Who does she even think "we" are at this point? They've eaten so many of their own, the coalition is down to wine aunts, redditors, and college professors.

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@therealroseanne @RealAlexJones

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@kangminlee

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@ohyesudid @joeyfordic Heck, for that matter, I'd say Symphony of the Night still looks better than a lot of modern pixel art indie games. Art direction in general has slid downhill, and it's only going to get worse as the Number Go Up class pushes for more Gen AI.

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@ohyesudid @joeyfordic Because MBA execs have no sense of fun or aesthetics. They only understand numbers, and you need more TFLOPs and GigaHertz and GooglyMooglies to produce photorealism, so they can see it on a spreadsheet.

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@joeyfordic Budgets have ballooned, hardware gets worse on price:performance every cycle, and all just to produce characters who look like a mid-tier Comic Con cosplay of the original.

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@Leon_vid_cast @Grummz That haircut is u b i q u i t o u s and somehow you still resorted to FFXIII?

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@Grummz There's at least a solid contingent that'd run it ironically.

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@SethDillon The GOP seems to have accepted, however glumly, that the first trimester compromise is necessary to get elected until (not unless, just until) hearts and minds are changed on when life begins.

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LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

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@Grummz

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@ChrissieMayr It was f o r t i f i e d.

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@CountDankulaTV

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@phonybone Mate wasted his chance to wish for a billion quid to fall out of the sky into his garden.

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@ArthurHouston24 @bennyjohnson Just be extra pedantic and point out that FDR won four.

(I mean, sure, he had to win three en route, but w/e)

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@Leblos_Hero Justice for femboys and tomgirls

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@KuKuruyo1 The existence of "protected classes" implies that all other classes are fair game. They love-bomb their grievance group of the month, then threaten you if you fall out of line.

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@libsoftiktok

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@SueannaSmith3 Yes. There is a reason.