The Atomic Ass

AnCap, AI musician, #LinuxGamingMasterRace #Shitlord #FreeKekistan #Weeb #GovernmentIsACult

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

Hang the scientists. Display the bodies publicly.

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Scientists claimed it was "morally" justifiable to infect people with a virus that would make them allergic to meat in a controversial paper published in 2025.

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Scientists claimed it was "morally" justifiable to infect people with a virus that would make them allergic to meat in a controversial paper published in 2025.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

@elonmusk Caucophobes.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

@ianmiles I didn't need to buy RAM this year anyway, entertaining AND good for the pocket book.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

One might say that the Overton window has been Goatse’d

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Overton Window opens wider each day

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

Praise the Sun Deer!

[Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy]

Tap, hold and load 4K | Perfectly timed photo 🔥

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

This is a downgrade. No robot will ever be a proper replacement for even the 2-est of carhops.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

Ain't none of you Brits ever been to Death Valley, and it shows.

[Et|-/an 🐃🧍‍♂️ @KimiGoatanelli]

none of you have experience british heat and it shows

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

@MomsPostingLs While both are hideous, at least the former purports to be for the greater good. The latter is exclusively selfish

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

@meatballtimes I last had health insurance in 2007, just paid out of pocket for hernia surgery, cost slightly more than 1 year insurance through my employer, and I haven’t had a 6-figure year yet.

Wouldn’t change a thing. 😎

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the beginning of the AI period of the English language. Ainglish, if you will. Royalties for this term can be paid to me in Bitcoin. 😃

[Matt Rose @rose_matt]

Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

I feel attacked.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Let’s see how old everyone is here. 😂

(I’m pre-computer)

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

@chrisuniverse @hehehenrihenri @AskPerplexity They look like older Mini's to me, late G4 to early Intel Core era.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

Ngl, I would have fallen for this.

[Tony @0xRacist]

Recently I was targeted by an extremely sophisticated phishing attack, and I want to highlight it here.

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

@Lady_Beemer The sad reality is that most men are fine with taller women, but we automatically assume we don't have a chance. 🫤

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

I know how solve fertility problem in all West countrys -- Solution: Ban sIuts.

Why? I explan

People say fertility so low because raise child expensive. If give people money, then people make more child. This not true. Finland, Estonia, Italy, Japan, Australia all try do this. Not work. Still no child

Reason? I'm woman. I know how woman think. Woman not care about reality, we care about emotion. What give most feel good emotion? Attention and social status.

Right now West have culture that make sIut be famous. Regular girl see this, they think "okay, I'm go be sIut". Now they sIut, never be mother. If have child, they be sIut mother raise baby become trash adult.

Mongolia government know the fact woman most value attention and social status. Even though Mongolia gdp grow fast, fertility rate not decrease like all other country. It actually increase! How they do this? Mongolia celebration become mother. They build statue for mother, have special days for recognition mothers, give awards for mothers. All this have 1 goal: Give woman social status and attention for become mothers. Young girls see this, now they want quickly find good man so they be mothers.

Now look at West. Most famous woman be Kim Kardashane. She world number one hoe. But she rich and alway on TV. Also much girls on Onlyfan make money be famous. Young girls see them, now they find pervert man so they can do sIut action. Very few girls be mothers.

If West want survive? We must all be Mongolia. Reject sIut, accept mother.

Say no for obesity butt carry much fat, say yes for obesity stomach carry baby.

You welcome for this profound Mongolia wisdom

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

Shoutout to the lone gamer using Steam in North Korea

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

Ahh, a more on the nose depiction of Lucifer. Neat.

[Atelier Missor @AtelierMissor_]

To our fellow Americans : we are the last sculpture foundry in France and we have a message for you.

Keep the Statue of Liberty; it’s rightfully yours. But get ready for another one.

A New Statue of Liberty, much bigger, made out of titanium to withstand millions of years.

We, the French people, are going to make it again !

[The Atomic Ass @theatomicass]

I’d carry it anyway.