David Ficus 🐈

I am a ficus; an actual ficus.

[David Ficus 🐈 @theautoficus]

@jfruh I was supposed to go to Les Chapieux today, but ended up not. The part I’m most disappointed in was not getting to make a “that’s Chapieux” joke. 😕

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@anne_theriault Absolutely buy a skip-the-line tour for the Vatican

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@anne_theriault Palermo has the most chaotic nightlife of any city I’ve been to by a wide, wide margin

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@anne_theriault Aka the correct decision

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@jfruh [whispering to date while hiking towards Chapieux when Chapieux first comes into view] That’s Chapieux

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@jfruh I was supposed to go to Les Chapieux today, but ended up not. The part I’m most disappointed in was not getting to make a “that’s Chapieux” joke. 😕

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@jfruh There is a common “who wears shoes indoors” discourse on here where one side of the conversation seemingly believes that shoes are major disease vectors

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@jfruh Circle in threes, it’s a mercedes
Circle in four, airplane of war

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@jfruh The differences are definitely a lot more subtle than they used to be. Btw that is a Mercedes not a BMW. (Which I guess underscores your point.)

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@jfruh I don’t know how to phrase this non-sarcastically… but there is more to a car than what it looks like

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@jfruh Oh no, Big Navy got to Josh

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@jfruh Related: I was on one of those DC-NYC buses about ten years ago and before we got underway, the driver gave an extended, but very coded, lecture that amounted to, please don’t shit in the shitter

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@jfruh Presenting this as amusing anecdote seems totally ok to me. It actually is pretty funny and not a big deal

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@fakedansavage Zinging rats in, uh, heaven

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Hey @BlairBraverman look what I spotted at the coffee shop at Camp Lemonnier, Djibouti

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@poorlycatdraw My cat *did not* like the sounds coming from my phone when I watched this video

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@jfruh He needs some kind of 538-type service to model the odds of when things you pick up are actually good

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@NikkiUmmel @dailydrunkmag Logan tbh

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@anne_theriault I’m such a cynical traveler when it comes to checking out tourist attractions in cities (oh cool… another old church) but the Vatican absolutely blew me away. Just astonishing beauty and scale

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@jfruh This could totally upend the moneyball era by breaking consistency of certain stats across teams, which would be fantastic

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@fakedansavage Great artist, and a decent, thoughtful dude https://t.co/WceIyHDJtY

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@jfruh @ethandavidlee Oh and pints, but it’s a *different* pint!