Brianna

My body is a sensitive temple ready to crumble at any time.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

can i come over and do this

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Effective immediately

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

I haven’t been this nervous for an interview in ages

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Not to name names but it wasn’t my brother and that sibling did go to a biblical college so I really appreciated the fact that that was how they showed the love of God.

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Yesterday I was diagnosed with PCOS and it reminds me of the time one of my family members asked if I wanted kids. This was when I was fresh out of a toxic relationship and afraid to bring a child into the world.

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Long story short when I responded with a simple no they responded with anger and said “Just wait until you want to have a kid and you can’t. You’ll regret saying no”
That has stuck with me since I was 20 years old.

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

My period really said fuck you and waited 7 days to make it’s appearance after midnight New Year’s Day.

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Is anyone else also the grown child of an ex-veggietales ambassador and is also now queer or are the two things not mutually exclusive.

[Joe Rohde @Joe_Rohde]

I went on the very first the first of first sight exploration trips for this idea with Dick Nunis. Me, looking like Salvador Dali-Manson and Dick Nunis hiking around Virginia then going to Colonial Williamsburg, sitting in taverns drinking ale and taking about America.

[carmencita @CarFrita]

I may be unhinged now but at one point I was “a pleasure to have in class”

[lydia shmidia @lyds_art]

okay here's the design but don't tell me you weren't warned

[lydia shmidia @lyds_art]

sometimes you wake up from a wild night with regrets and have to email @jackboxgames support to remedy your own foolishness

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

I’ve been in isolation due to COVID at home for the past 10 days.
Isolation+Depression= Binge Watching Rom Coms for days

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Team Qwueerty have another try at Fall Guys https://t.co/FTCgZNE2ac

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

How is multiverse of madness already on Disney+

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Team Qwueerty fail at Fall Guys https://t.co/FTCgZNE2ac

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

@AEO can I just say, your credit card customer support is the worst I have ever seen. Would not recommended. But I shouldn’t expect much when the website is barely functioning to pay a bill. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

Pooping in public is the worst thing and I dread it. Shoutout to my IBS. And yea this is an over share you are welcome

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

This dog is my partners best friend and has no major health issues just has anxiety and my in-laws don’t want to “deal with him” anymore

[Brianna @theawkwardberry]

I don’t usually do this but my in-laws are threatening to put my partners dog down and we’re last minute driving across country to pick him up and make sure he’s safe. If anyone would like to chip in and help with gas I would greatly appreciate it my cash app is $thatawkwardberry