jeff probst's sweaty balls

[kiki 🕯️ @kikillo]

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I would hope someone would at least make it look like four different people wrote post it notes for me

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[Jimothy @JimHistHub]

Lindsay Graham being reborn as Ben Shapriro’s child for his lifelong service to Israel

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[zero sugar pepsi @ArabMulberry]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[smitty werbenjägermanjensen @_letterbxmb]

Please god, why can’t we get one dumbass nurse that loves TikTok more than HIPAA

[sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp]

did you know that only 38% of college literature students in a recent study could understand the opening of bleak house?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What if this is the one that’s right

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I think the zoomers should try to storm the hospital holding Mitch McConnell like it’s the Church of Scientology.

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

that'll get her

[jeff probst's sweaty balls @thebabefiles]

@Stickygod that’s what you were thinking about at 11 a.m. huh 🧐

[jeff probst's sweaty balls @thebabefiles]

@OliveTending Rural TN 🤝 Rural AR! Mamas gotta do what mamas gotta do.