Alan Montroso

Aspiring medievalist and, presently, NASA's dirty librarian. AKA the go-to-guy for info on lunar and Martian soil.

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@jeffreyjcohen I believe you, you were the most promiscuous rock star at Kzoo!! (am I forgiven yet?)

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@jeffreyjcohen Inspired by your Exemplaria presentation, especially the call to "confederate promiscuously!" I will get right on that.

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@jeffreyjcohen @EileenAJoy Ventriloquism dummy? I'm starting to rethink that bit in my blog about "curious hands, not lecherous ones"

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@jeffreyjcohen @EileenAJoy my observation was based entirely on volume of whiskey consumed in a single evening.

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Independent scholar at Kzoo without a flock? Not so good.

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Eating lunch, checking my luggage, then starting the drive to #Kzoo2012!!

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Mead seems to be quelling the pre-Kzoo nerves. Not terribly vegan of me, but it's from a local apiary that cherishes its bees.

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Richard II sayeth: "Geoffrey, we neede to return to what marriage is al aboute: political alliaunces and dynastic succesioun."

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Looking down at a city from 10th story window really helps one visualize emergence and relationality. It's a disanthropocentric view up here

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View from admin floor of CPL as I wait for my interview. http://t.co/r3gAJgyw

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Job interview less than 2 hours away! If I believed in the efficacy of wishes and prayers, I'd ask for them. Although I won't stop you...

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@ibogost @jeffreyjcohen I posted the short paper I plan to present at Kzoo next week on my blog, cites your work: http://t.co/NiGBmRoc

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@jeffreyjcohen mind taking a peek at my kzoo preview on my blog and offering criticism/advice? http://t.co/NiGBmRoc

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Alright, blog update featuring the pre-tinkered-with text of my Kzoo panel contribution: http://t.co/NiGBmRoc

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Got a call to schedule a job interview at Cleveland Public Library on Saturday!!!

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@jeffreyjcohen @EileenAJoy well, there are other grains (barley and hops) which we can liberally apply after which she won't care either way

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@jeffreyjcohen @EileenAJoy Funny enough, I expected exactly this response. Don't worry Eileen, I know just the grain to revive you.

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@jeffreyjcohen actually, bring a corpse and I can turn this into a mixed media project.

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@jeffreyjcohen you might need earplugs instead. Musical pathogens do not let human anti-bacterial products slow their transmission!

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Working on my Kzoo talk and I'm suddenly thinking the Alma redemptoris of the Prioress' Tale as a virus. And I'm definitely happy with that.