sammie

'you are a heartbreaker and a gay maker.' wolfie 2k17 || bctc ‘21 || reise nach freude

[sammie @thebaconistt]

someone called me out in the middle of class for making him gay. my reply was "no problem."

[sammie @thebaconistt]

Hey, um... Father Time? Any chance you can slow down 2019? You see it feels like it was just Halloween and like we are 11 days until Christmas. Okay? Thanks.

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today was one of those days when i thought my 9:30 class started at 9:45 🤦🏻‍♀️

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wow i apparently didn't know how to type nor was i prepared for the devastation from endgame.

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haha

infinity war broke me

now i get to see it again next weekend w/ my brother and then become even more broken than the first time :)

[sammie @thebaconistt]

of all the things that happen my hometown, the last thing I thought the news would cover would be the town butcher selling bacon smelling shirts...

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ya girl got the sticker. i have now entered the intermediate phase 🚗

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i am gonna be honest, when i am at a baseball game like today, the only reason i watch is to ensure that i won't get hit in the face by a foul ball.

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haha

infinity war broke me

now i get to see it again next weekend w/ my brother and then become even more broken than the first time :)

[sammie @thebaconistt]

there is some satisfaction within me today knowing there is balloons when i open my profile.

[sammie @thebaconistt]

i swear its a sin saying "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" and yet i say it to every customer that says thank you to me at work for the past year. you all can't stop me now.

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@Ketchupmacaroni @lilqueenauri @jacksfilms or maybe since their anniversary is the 21st, it is a combination of both because 20+1=21.

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so i was watching television with my family and an infinity war ad came on and my mom told me what day i am going to go see it unannounced 😭😭 IT WAS SO NICE

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this is why wars are fought to this day. #teamstrawberrymilk https://t.co/Wc3OxwXRUU

[Andrew Hall @hall_mandrew]

Chocolate milk is the greatest thing to ever exist and those who try to convince you otherwise are wrong

[sammie @thebaconistt]

i know that amazon sells everything, but..

since when does amazon sell actual cars?

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its is beginning to get harder to decide if i am more excited for my birthday or infinity war since they both land on the same day..

most definitely infinity war.

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i was at a traffic light the other day and there was a car exactly like mine sitting right across from me in the distance so my response to my mother was "there can only be one. i have to duel them."

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me: "whats your favorite color?"
my 5-year old brother: "blue."
me: "why?"
brother: "cuz i love it."
me: "do you love me?"
brother: "nope."

my brother loves a color more than me.

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my dad is scanning a giraffe to send to his coworker.

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Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."

Me:

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one of the greatest tradegies know to man is closing the spotify app accidentally while listening to music.

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guys i survived the ACT...