Chun li

Dear gentle reader.

[🫅 @GwazaVickytoria]

My contribution to the Christian Society is that I’ll never marry a Muslim.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This matter nawa

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

When we start celebrating brilliance the way we celebrate chaos, this country will change.

[TheOluwaseyiE @TheOluwaseyiE]

I’ll say this thing with my full chest, you’ll hardly see a Muslim girlie marry a Christian!
You’ll hardly find them try to change religion.

It’s always the Christian girlies.

(If English hard you, abeg avoid my tweet).

[Sales_Only || Advertiser @Thepiouswriter]

One of Obasanjo’s Daughters came to sleep in one of her houses down my street in Eleko.

Prior to when she visited, we were sharing light; 5 days off, 2 days on.

They gave us 1 week electricity STABLE supply(no blinking)

She left, and we are back to default.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

a Yoruba man would’ve looked you in the eye and say this is AI….

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Obi Asika is the uncle to Asa Asika, Davido's manager.

They're both cousins to Naeto C, whose mother was Federal Minister twice btw '99 & '03.

Obi Asika's father, who is also Asa Asika's grandfather - Anthony Ukpabi Asika was the first "Governor" of the East Central State.

😂

[Muna @Munalozy]

I love people who were raised right. They do things with common sense, intuition, and respect.

[Ugo of #Geni🦅 @its_yugee]

Pit is meant for those who dig pit
And trouble is given to those who want trouble
But the joy of the Lord gives me big big strength
To jump over pit
Abeg oo, Abegg ooo

Who dig this out for me?
Who dig this out to fall inside

Any pit wey them dig for me? Jump and pass!

[Phronesis @dekkaxhi]

Denouncing Jesus for a man is diabolical.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Happy 64th birthday to Mr. Peter Obi 🥳 🎂

[Lana💕🎀 @lanaaaaaa_0]

“ehya” “toor” “chai”, don’t use it with me it irritates tf out of my soul.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I can’t wait to get married so i can do this. Man’s so happy! 🤣😅😅

[Brittany Hugoboom @BritHugoboom]

My dad was in a car accident almost a year ago.

He spent three weeks in a coma. During that time, the only things he could hear, if he heard anything at all, were my little brother whispering, “Fight, Dad,” and the Braveheart score playing softly from my phone.

My mom never left his side. Not once. She slept upright in a hospital chair, holding his hand. She didn’t go home. She didn’t take a “Starbucks break.” She stayed with my dad.

People say women marry for protection, for resources, for provision.
But what happens when the man can no longer provide? When he can’t speak, can’t walk, can’t open his eyes?

That’s when you see what a marriage is.

My brothers and my husband lifted his body when he couldn’t lift himself. I figured out how to pay his credit card so his credit wouldn’t be dinged. I cooked meals at home and my brother’s boss treated our family to meals at restaurants. Friends sent gifts to my parents’ home. My kids brought youthful energy and joy.

My mom was his rock, his reason. Once he came back to us, he didn’t want anyone but her near him. And she never once complained. She was just grateful he was alive.

They say love is willing the good of the other.

But for a man? A good woman is more than rubies. She reminds you who you are when you forget. She stands by you in sickness and in health. When there’s only the sound of hospital machines and a heartbeat she’s praying won’t stop.

In the East, men were the warriors and women the healers.
In the West, men held the power and women had grace.

But in every culture, the deepest truth is the same:
A good woman brings you back to life
and gives you children and grandchildren who adore you, who drop everything to be by your side when it matters most.

[pussy should face the world! @Chiivie_]

All Nigerian phone numbers.

Shame build me diamond castle

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Guys go through this comment section,pick a girl and send her 5k for the weekend

Girls go through this comment section,pick a guy and send him 5k for the weekend