Chelsea Lane

Artist • My brain has too many tabs open.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

“Most people don’t realize how bad this is … ”

Shawn Ryan just had a “holy shit” moment.

Mike Rowe dropped stats that expose a massive ticking time bomb.

“There’s 7.5 million open jobs.”

“Most don’t require a 4-year degree.”

But “student debt is $1.7 trillion.”

“We’re lending money we don’t have to these same kids who are never going to be able to pay it back to train them for a bunch of jobs that don’t exist anymore.”

“It’s stupid.”

“You’ve got 6.9 million able-bodied men who are not only not working, they’re not looking for work.”

“That’s never happened.”

“We have a colossal imbalance in the workforce.”

“Not a week goes by, I’m not even exaggerating, that mikeroweWORKS doesn’t hear from the leader of some consequential industry or the CEO of a big company or some elected official who is really ringing the alarm bell.”

“Blue Forge Alliance, the company that oversees the maritime industrial base … they’re 15,000 companies who are collectively charged with delivering our nuclear-powered subs.”

“They called, they’re like: we’re having a hell of a time finding welders and electricians, can you help?”

“I said: maybe, how many you need?”

“400,000.”

@mikeroweworks @ShawnRyan762

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: By the stroke of pen and flanked by RFK Jr., President Trump establishes a new US vaccine schedule that decreases the number of jabs from 72 to 11 — and spreads them out over multiple visits, rather than pumping the child all at once

"That's a big one in my book!"

MAHA is alive and well! 🇺🇸

[Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_]

Never forget the American who looked Fauci in the eye, refused the COVID vaccine, and called him out on camera.

Still one of the ballsiest moments of the entire pandemic.

[Chelsea Lane @thebadlane]

🤣

[Capt Kyle @CaptKylePatriot]

🔥 This is the video i mentioned on our call...

Fascinating how he "grew" structures with frequencies! 🔥

[vegastar @vegastarr]

Rome Never Died.
It Never Faded Away.
It Became The Vatican. 🏛️⛪️

[Chelsea Lane @thebadlane]

Is this true? He deserves it.

[Joshua Hall @JoshHall2024]

🚨BREAKING:🚨SNOWDEN REPORTEDLY PREPARES FOR 4TH OF JULY FLIGHT HOME TO UNITED STATES TO RECEIVE HISTORIC PARDON FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP - Former NSA analyst turned heroic whistleblower Edward Snowden is said to be making "final preparations" before boarding a flight to receive a RED CARPET WELCOME HOME to The United States to receive A FULL PARDON from President Trump at his 250th anniversary of America celebration on July 4th. Snowden is said to be at the top of the list of hundreds of PATRIOT PARDONS of Americans who have been politically persecuted during the Obama and Biden administrations by the weaponized justice system. He is expected to deliver remarks as a keynote speaker at the event. Are YOU excited to see this American hero FINALLY able to return home to the country that he loves as A FREE MAN?

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: mysterious vigilante has been hunting down suspected motorcycle thieves, duct taping them to street poles, and leaving signs accusing them of theft. The unknown figure, nicknamed "Mexican Batman" by social media, has reportedly been linked to at least five incidents in the city of Lagos de Moreno, Jalisco.

[Chelsea Lane @thebadlane]

@QTHESTORMM Hmm - what a large state for the civil danger

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

Hating America is a loser mentality.

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

First hour in Texas and I think this is perhaps the friendliest place I’ve ever been

The uber driver called me ma’am, no one has ever called that before. Everyone smiles when you walk past. I think I’m going to fall in love with the lone star state 🇺🇸

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Full speech.. He said F The script… lol

He thanked President Trump for having the balls to do this… thanked Jesus Christ… then Michelle Obama had a Dick in front of billions of of people lol

I cannot stop laughing…. OMG .

Hahahahaahahhaahhaahabah

https://t.co/VJR8lqaEed

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TOMORROW: Trump Accounts, on your phone. 💰

Manage everything. Watch the growth. All in ONE place.

[Chelsea Lane @thebadlane]

What he said

[Uncle Jon @JonStewartIL]

And………here we go

[Chelsea Lane @thebadlane]

Sometimes I think people hurt my feelings on purpose.. then I realize, they’re mentally unstable and that must really suck. Sorry I’m not sorry. 😣

[Chelsea Lane @thebadlane]

@RyanGarcia Yoooo let’s go