Chicken

my sweater is ralph lauren and I have no pants

[angel @clicknoboyss]

mfs never seen a fat puss before

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The most overlooked sign of depression is hypersexuality. You’re not a freak. You’re just sad.

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

All you mfs too young, damn

[CUNTRESS ★. @chevyputeado]

Yall too young, you had to fill the vape

[✨ @abolishcxps]

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

Super cruise is the best thing ever invented

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

$5 coffee or $5 of gas?

[27. @dimvji]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

#oomf I seeee you. Just followed me and gave me all the looove 🤭 hyped me up so good I’m blessing your timeline

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

#NewProfilePic (;

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

I JUST NEED TO BE HELD IDC IF ITS AT GUNPOINT

[miia @miiagarro]

“you look mean”

i am.

move

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

Do not go to @zips3mincarwash .
customer service was awful, broke my new truck, and then were still rude while I was filing a claim in store. I have no blinker now.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

ur swag is fake i can tell theres no suffering behind it

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When your social battery is dead but you see the biggest yapper approaching you.

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around

[Chicken @TheBaileyBS]

Resolution is ass but look how cute (: #2019 before I got yatted fr