Jordan ♔

life is soup, don't be a fork. wemby & aubrey graham stan account 🐐

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast @lankretard]

Genuinely never seen some bullshit like this

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

[Joe Dellera @JoeDellera]

This is the funniest fucking response possible. A+ lmao

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Angela Nikolau, the woman who got engaged today after illegally climbing to the top of the Empire State Building, shows off her engagement ring.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

She’s so real for this 💍

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[kj🫟 #KCFC @ANDR3WRE1D]

Meg giving relationship advice is like Josh Allen tryna tell you how to make it to the super bowl

[#SincereFC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

If he survives Amora and movie night he’s the greatest ever

[#SincereFC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

he not moved at all this nigga knows he gone always get his bitch back

[nat 🪬 @habibiting]

Holding a man emotionally hostage for 3 wks & not exploring anyone or letting him explore anyone & then yelling that you picked him every time knowing he was your only option while he picked you every time bc he didn’t want to hurt you despite you knowing he wanted to explore…ok

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

getting aura is so simple sometimes

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

That nigga going back

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

SPURS WIN! SPURS WIN! SPURS WIN!

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports