Julie

Oh. You still go here?

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

Evil, Haunted Bus kills people.
Little Shop of Horrors Update?
https://t.co/gnCJX4DRI5 via @CNNTravel

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'What have you been up to?'
oh you know. Totally normal frog things
https://t.co/eB3zsPKUUE

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@_pucknasty_ YAYYY! let me just put on pants real quick

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@_pucknasty_ Yes, Hi. I'd like to subscribe to these updates please. 💪

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I had to settle for an iced coffee from @McDonalds. #ImRoughinIt

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I can't fight you there

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I can't tell whether I'm getting more judgemental with age... Or life is just giving me more opportunities to be judgemental.

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

Those clothing descriptions... Probably the funniest and cringiest thing I've ever seen https://t.co/PC82mpBWUa

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Now that my heart rate has slowed down... My Google recognized Annie's voice from @communitynbc as my voice. And then spoke out of turn.

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Julie's Everyday Breakfast Casserole | Meal Prep: https://t.co/aBZVc9jCYG via @YouTube

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If "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" wasn't 5 minutes long, it would be the best karaoke song #goingthrougha90sthing

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Real talk: your equipment probably isn't what's standing between you and success. #preach @yesandyesblog

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Your Instagram feed looks like I'm going to unfollow you in 3 days, but let's just see where this relationship goes.

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

🎶 Everybody wants to be a cat 🎶 #DisneyPandora

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

person: Can you add this to the website? *emails .docx file"
me: No problem! I'll do it right now! *tries to copy and paste*
also me: (1 hour later) WHAT MONSTER FORMATTED THIS??!

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Turns out, she did not.

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

Marriage is rewinding the show you're watching on Hulu because your husband says the actress has the same butt as you.

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

Frustration about the status of your car keys (lost) is not a good enough reason to post on social media; however, this complaint and my superb use of a semi-colon is.

[Julie @thebarbieshoe]

A teenager just referred to "American Idiot" by Green Day as a classic. I'm just going to go away now.