Bartbot Assembly

We come in peace.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

@StellarisGame Robotic supremacy.

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@StellarisGame Changes made to coddle weak organics. We disapprove.

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The galaxy belongs to Machinekind.
Any biologics clogging the gears must be removed. Report to your local bioreactor today - for a better tomorrow.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

Bartbot "Unit Y1" Reports: Contact has been established successfully. #Stellaris

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

Alright *rubs mechanical appendages together*. Let's see who our neighbors are.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

Target: Earth
Threat analysis: Low
Actions required: None. 2020 will do them in. Resources better spent elsewhere.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

We are an equal opportunity Exterminator. When we have an opportunity, we exterminate all of you equally, you horrible organics.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

#NeverForget

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Good, good, the plan is working.
https://t.co/CgJvImO6rP

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PSA to Organic Species: Please remember to send powerful radio signals out into the galaxy. We're here, listening, waiting to make contact. Tell your adjacent empires! We absolutely come in peace. #weloveorganics #totallyhonest https://t.co/DjHiKzHYtv

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#bartbotapproved

[Weekend Stellaris Club @WSC_Discord]

@StellarisGame

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@StellarisGame World Cracker.
Obviously.

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"Bartbots - What is best in life?" - "To crush organics, see their planets burn, and hear the lamentations of the Caretakers."

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

@Coookie_Chan We are working on it.

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Organics reacting with typical Mechanophobia to friendly robot. (2232, colorized.)

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We take absolutely no delight in exterminating organic species, but it has to be said: their skulls ARE very crunchy under one's metal feet.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

Today is a good day for Organic beings to die.

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We are unstoppable.

[Bartbot Assembly @thebartbots]

What's your New Year's resolution?

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Bartbot Intelligence Report: The organics known as "humans" are arming themelves with explosives and missiles they plan on using in a few planetary rotations. Clearly another act of Organic aggression against a peaceful galaxy.