Laura Barton

Mother, Wife, The Farm Life and RP Banter. Husband to @BowBeforeWong

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

When you slip into old habits to do a little recon... only to find out your husband's not even on the planet, and not the usual space haunts...

Do you tell the kids he's gone for "space pizza"?

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

Why isn't this in my life.

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

beep beep

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

Kiddos are with their friends, Wong is doing whatever it is that Wong's do and Clint is still getting that space pizza...

Time for a drink.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@BowBeforeWong She stares at him. "Wong, the house is fine, or will be until the kids barge in."

Eating more of the scattered popcorn around her, she just smiles "Besides, you and I can clean together, when the kids are hopefully sleeping."

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@BowBeforeWong She catches a few stray popcorn midair, popping them into her mouth as she jumps the couch next to him.

"That was the plan, but AIM, blue aliens and a sewage leak had the kiddos too excited so I tricked them into coming home early."
She kisses his cheek "Besides I missed you."

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

How to seduce your spouse.

Show off those ankles.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@BowBeforeWong You're in for a wild ride. I'll make the shark attack drinks.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@PepperPotts2012 "Oh." Was somehow the only words she could utter. She swallowed and cleared her throat.
"You could have either a classic 'tea' hangover, a 'tea' virus or even growing a little 'tea set' of your own?"

Well then, now to look around for an easy exit, she thought.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@PepperPotts2012 At a much slower speed than normal for nodding, Laura just bobbed her head and wished she had a drink in her hand to stop the words that began spilling out.

"How often lately have you been having 'tea' trips to the bathroom?"

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@PepperPotts2012 Recognizing that sound, Laura's eyes widen until she sees Pepper walking out.

Her friend survived, is this a moment to clap or?..

Better not, the kids would have been amused but maybe offer a condolence...

Adulting is so hard. And now she's just standing awkwardly...

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

I have faced [redacted] and even [redacted] on occasions but what actually terrifies me are the school mom groups.

They will dive so far into your social life and online presence to make sure you know they have "something".

These are the people Fury should be recruiting.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@BowBeforeWong Never, I would say you spoil our family more than enough.

You're a wonderful wife.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@BowBeforeWong Okay. 1, 4, 5, 10, 11, 13, 17, 18, 19 and... 20. I'm not biased... Not at all.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

I present the only gift I can think of for @BowBeforeWong

A rather clean household and quiet ... Maybe too quiet.

I take it back, something is probably burning.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@roomontheright

I have this paper cut, it's kind of shallow and a thirst for cheap alcohol.

//Is it true! Is it really you? Boo boo!

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

Everyone whispers stories of Wanda, how she just went too far.

I have no doubt I would do whatever it took to save and protect my family. To do everything beyond my scope of power to ensure.. anything.

Whether it's a glass or milk or another reality. #soapbox

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@PepperPotts2012 @BowBeforeWong Yes, this is us.

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

@PepperPotts2012 @BowBeforeWong //Yes and you, just like Pokémon

[Laura Barton @thebartonfarm]

Anyone else get excited reading the TL and everything going on with everyone and it's just like the perfect popcorn drama kind of day.

Okay, just me then.