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This is what happens when you stay late in the shop on a Friday night

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“Every day, thousands of previously normal people are suffering from TDS, spending their nights screaming at their televisions and their savings on colorful hair dye. For just 30 dollars, you can help us find a cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome and give these poor souls a chance at a normal life. Please, won’t you open your heart and your wallet today, before another family loses a loved one to the words ‘Trump trolls Canadians’?”

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Military washrooms of the world ranked

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@AlbertaTeeCo 👈🏼

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@state74705 Too big to rig!

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@ericvideos91 There would be a civil war before that happens

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Mark Carney may have missed out on his coveted Nobel Peace Prize in the for-doing-nothing category, but at least he got a Wikipedia page commemorating him now

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@NightShiftMD Fuck that communist money laundering shit hole. You want to help them hop on a flight over and get your scrawny little ass to the front line or shut the fuck up

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@slk55again Sounds like a rooftop party

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@fordnation What the fuck is Navrati?

It is Thanksgiving you fat retard

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@FlynnZero21 😂😂😂

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@NotaliaMateo

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@01CuriousGeorge Costco already made every scan their membership card like cattle on the way in because of them, now this? Geez

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@yoursnandieni @eliajayaraj *Shit on the beach sold separately

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🇨🇦 CANADA: THE PENNY STOCK OF NATIONS

Priced to sell. Buried in debt. Confidence sold separately

THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $29.99

Too bad nobody wants to buy

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@DaStraatosphere @DemosKratosCA 👆🏼

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@Gunblaze1969 😎

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“Voting doesn’t have to be hard”
- Dave Eby, and sponsors

Following an unannounced change to election laws allowing sponsors, Dave Eby uses his familiarity with drugs to kick up his campaign a notch.

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@bruce_mcgonigal Maybe if they stuck around with their families and raised their children they would commit less crimes