The Based Hebrew

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[The Based Hebrew @thebasedhebrew]

Trump on a video call with Hamas leaders
they’re smug, holding hostages, thinking they’ve got the upper hand
Trump’s hair looking like a golden masterpiece, as usual
“You release the hostages now, or I press the red button,” he says
Hamas guys chuckle, call his bluff
“I don’t bluff, folks, I’m tremendous at this,” Trump fires back
holds up a big red button, looks straight out of a movie
Hamas dudes stop laughing, faces drop
“President Trump, wait, we’re sorry, we’ll talk!”
they’re panicking, shouting at each other, total mess
Trump smirks, “Too late, you’re fired”
slams the button down like he’s launching a nuke
Hamas loses it, screaming, crying, “HE’S INSANE”
30 seconds of them freaking out, pure chaos
Secret Service guy strolls in, unfazed
“Your Diet Coke, Mr. President”
Trump grabs it, takes a sip, cool as ever Hamas still sobbing on the screen
Trump mutes them, leans back like a boss
day in the life of the Don

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@Jimmyfris @esjesjesj No, of course you should be able to speak any language you want, but you should know how to speak English

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@MTidusT @esjesjesj It literally does https://t.co/SdEtsjwcma

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@CoolZoneLouis @esjesjesj You don’t think the government has records of peoples parents and records of who went through the legal process?

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@esjesjesj People don’t lie about being centrist. Leftists are just insane to the point that anybody who slightly differs on one issue with them is a far right extremist

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@esjesjesj You don’t have a right to someone else’s labor

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@esjesjesj Up until a few years ago gender dysphoria was categorized as a mental illness. The US army doesn’t need mentally ill people getting weapons training

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@FFChristopherRy @ReddogOHIO @Acyn Here you go https://t.co/t4zk0bLbDo

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@esjesjesj You’re so disingenuous. You’re comparing controlled burns to arsonists destroying the holy land

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@sycamoressource @Acyn Yes it does https://t.co/t4zk0bKDNQ

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@ReddogOHIO @Acyn California

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@michaelaterndru @johnpavlovitz https://t.co/byaqsf3aNI

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@factpostnews Why are you against imprisoning repeat offenders somewhere they won’t offend again?

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@factpostnews Stood up is a nice way to say obstructing justice

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@esjesjesj Y’all use the word fascism too much

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@factpostnews You guys are such liars. She was arrested for obstruction of justice and misleading federal agents and you’re framing it like she had a slight disagreement

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@FPWellman @journalsentinel Why are you guys so focused on protecting Illegals?

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@MollyJongFast Protecting illegal aliens from prosecution is a crime Molly