Aldo the Apache

perpetually horny | avid John Mayer listener | make the steelers great again | I don’t sleep, I just dream | “Death and Taxes” - Joe Black

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

I have an unhealthy fondness for Ella Langley

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

How could you not be?? #wife

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

Genuine question about Spotify wrapped… does it just not contemplate your December data?? Or is the December data lumped into the next year (I.e. December 2024 was apart of my 2025 wrapped) ?

Need answers. Someone must answer for the December data. You can’t just discard a whole month like that

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

2% milk

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

More like movin n GOONIN #lordhavemercy

[M @mackietayylor]

movin n groovin

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

@LauraRutledge Effortlessly beautiful Laura

[Jack Sperry @jack_sperry]

If this doesn’t get you pumped up as a Steelers fan, you don’t have a pulse: ⬇️🔥
https://t.co/UmuSq6q9Fh

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

Is @LauraRutledge somehow getting.. hotter ?? @NFLLive_esp

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

Need one #merrychristmas

[Kai Trump @kaitrump]

Live now at https://t.co/vk4FkFCy6K (link in bio)! This collection is something I’ve dreamed about for a long time, and I’m so grateful it’s finally here. Launching this line has been such an exciting project. From the quality of the fabric to the details in the designs, I wanted to create a piece that isn’t just merch but a staple you can wear anywhere. There are Clean pieces you can mix, match, and make your own. I can’t wait to see how you style them!

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

@FSU_Barstool #TallahasseeBCT

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

Oh you wanna appreciate life?? Have you ever tried going on a walk in the sun when it’s 69 degrees out while listening to Norah Jones? #soothing

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

This guy Kelce fucking sucks - I was literally 2 cars behind Rice on 75 in Dallas when he caused this car crash. Him and his boys fled the lambo and started sprinting up the exit ramp to get away. Lack of accountability and victimhood mentality is textbook stuff out of these guys #whoelse

[Dillon Riera @13d_riera]

Florida State is putting up scores like it’s 2013

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

Me wearing my FSU q zip in the gym today #flawdastate #stateball #getbentbama

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

I mean, like cmon - he’s kinda the fucking man

[PortersBurgh @PortersBurgh]

QB1 checking in. 🔥

[Aldo the Apache @thebasterds1944]

Girls w big boobs love to take naps #rapeme

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@livvydunne You let him cream pie, right ??

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This is so worth getting banned from WNBA games

[OutKick @Outkick]

A third dildo has hit a WNBA game