Lee today

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[Lee today @thebavid]

🇬🇧you, me and dupree
🇫🇷moi, toi et francois
🇩🇪du, mich und heinrich
🇮🇹tu, io et mio Dio!!! sotto pena di morte, padre mi perdoni perché ho peccato! la mia padrona continua a mangiare tutto il mio ziti! lo stavo salvando per Pasqua con la mia grande famiglia gigante, baffangool!

[Lee today @thebavid]

you gotta admit he's been remarkably consistent up until now. looks great, too!

[Lee today @thebavid]

@JillFilipovic for years your whole bit on here has been to punch left while saying “it was an open-hand slap actually”

[Lee today @thebavid]

@RubinReport @bradlander you should post a link to that Jubilee thing you did, where you started crying and hiccuping while teens dismantled your weird rickety belief system

[Lee today @thebavid]

hello my future girlfriend. this is what i'm shaped like.
i am 49 years old in the sixth floor in DigiCom towers.
please dm me if i'm on Corridor chat
bye! thanks for stopping by!

[Lee today @thebavid]

don't feel the need to answer this but am i correct to think from 2-3 tweets i just saw that the pro-Trump right are doing a Russiagate now?

please don't answer this

[Lee today @thebavid]

whahrt the fuck

[Lee today @thebavid]

@johnsemley3000 isn't Backrooms just a Skinamarink mod for Half-Life

[Lee today @thebavid]

hitler isn't a socialist and i'll be withholding my vote this primary unless he starts signaling in that direction

[Lee today @thebavid]

@johnsemley3000 i still remember john 4:24 from like grade 9 religion class. it's very "😌" to say onstage as a US politician but this is the most settled thing imaginable!!!!

[Lee today @thebavid]

@Limited__Alex upon reflection this one's fine

[Lee today @thebavid]

it would be fun to do a bracket tournament of the worst movie posters to see on the wall of a single man

[Lee today @thebavid]

today i will lose 8 el bees

[Lee today @thebavid]

@GoldJustMLP @HistoryBoomer don't you think it's a bit odd to try to define left and right--to say nothing of socialist and not socialist--with literally no reference to economics

[Lee today @thebavid]

@CoreyWriting literally what else do you talk about

[Lee today @thebavid]

someone I was seeing published a poem about our relationship that I assume is quite good because im only 60 percent sure it’s positive

[Lee today @thebavid]

@johnsemley3000 constantly drinking alone at Bacari Silverlake, like not at the bar. just at one specific four-person table

[Lee today @thebavid]

“What I learned about Roger Clemens on the reverse side of this Fleer Ultra collectible baseball card will shock you”

[Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold]

What I learned about Rama Duwaji after a month of calling up dozens of her friends and carefully combing her digital footprint:
- anti-Israel politics are the glue of her world: her favorite bookstore is BDS, she shopped for clothes at a “pop-up fundraising for Palestine,” and her go-to restaurant doubles as an organizing space for anti-Israel activists
- she attended an anti-Israel rally in the aftermath of October 7
- she liked a post from Tucker Carlson criticizing AIPAC
- she traveled to Paris Fashion Week last September, also stopping in London (the mayor's office did not reply to my request for comment on who paid for this, given her income of $8,860 last year, per tax fillings)