Brain Welson

thinking about stuff occasionally

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@SarahSquirm 75%+ of the people reading this are high right now.

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@elite_gz Yeah, Craig could do it

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Too straight for the weirdos, too weird for the squares.

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We are in an era Necessitating radical change.

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The media is the most powerful branch of our government

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TRUMP™

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I have never claimed to be anything but terrible at math.

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The antidote to capitalism is...

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Kale Life huh? But do you really understand the Kale experience?

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Really into cryptoconsumerism RN

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Why even bother eating? You know you're just going to poop it all out the next day.

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Alternative systems of thinking about alternative systems

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When we drink to drown out the screaming universe

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When petting your new cat make sure to post a photo

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The sun arrives through everything to narrowly and openly miss the mark.

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the nights go on forever and sleep becomes mechanical

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There is nothing but chemical salvation, and love is a drug, but the whole town is dry, and the dealers are unreliable as dealers tend to be

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a new day started today but i barely noticed

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pictures of food

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nothing more than an attempt to express nothing