The Beach Plumber

The Pipe Whisperer. Dumber than AI, smarter than most liberals.

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The SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch tonight from the Outer Banks

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Maybe Tennessee should outsource our executions to the Canadian medical system. They seem competent in killing people.

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I take the driver head off and stick in the head cover and use a couple of alignment sticks/driveway markers from Home Depot. It’s longer than the clubs which will help with end impacts. Haven’t had any club damage yet, but the cases take a beating. You can drill a hole in a golf ball to push on the end on alignment stick so it doesn’t puncture a hole in the top or bottom of bag. The stuff case with towels and clothes as padding.

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@Camp4 Or they become Tesla’s biggest customer and eliminate the humans. It will be controversial but it might be the only other option.

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@Mike_kim714 @Titleist GTS3 10 degree regular flex

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Think of it as a presale to wealthier people than us. It will be available to us next year at 30-50% less, excluding the custom shaft. I’ve seen last year’s model, brand new, at a major retailer for 399 last month. If I didn’t have children, this price wouldn’t be an issue, but when buying clubs, membership, cart fees, and balls for multiple people, it gets expensive.

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@CPAGSG @Top100Rick He put faith and family before fame and fortune and ended up winning. Probably just a coincidence.

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He really has no choice but to accept. If he doesn’t accept, guilt is implied. J Cal isn’t the reason I listen to the pod, but for the love of god can some of the creepy behavior just be false for once. I’m starting to lose faith in humanity. Our moral fabric is disintegrating.

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@unusual_whales Maybe Bill should have shorted $MSFT instead of $TSLA

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@spitfired_smith @handleitgrips Dems already outlawed any magazines containing magic, charms or spells.

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@BasedMikeLee Take away their coffee, tea and cigarettes

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Bring him to the Outer Banks. I’ve got a 2/2 condo in Corolla, NC about 100 yards to the beach. I’ll gift you a 4 day/3 night stay if you want to bring him over. The wild horses are a few miles north if you have 4wd and the offshore fishing can be great depending on time of year. Best months to visit are April-October. May and September are my personal favorites.

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Placement of students in the career field they studied should be a requirement for higher education institutions.

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@elonmusk , have you considered designing a @Tesla FSD motorcycle? I bet you could build an insanely fast bike, but could you make it safer?

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@Jason @WestofthePecos_ @DavidSacks How much would we be spending if we had just closed the border in @POTUS first term as he tried to do? At least admit this entire issue was created by the prior administration’s failures.

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@Top100Rick No. I want to see exceptional distance and play. Final number under par to me is irrelevant as long as the it’s fair to all players. There definitely shouldn’t be a rollback for non competitive amateurs. Most struggle with distance off the tee already.

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@AOC You would get destroyed in a debate.

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@MrJonesSTRs Get some meta glasses for capturing all the moments. Those moments are better when not being experienced through a phone screen. You can engage in the moment because you have both hands free.

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