Hatshepsut

Your Pharaoh from 1478-1458 BC.
First female Pharaoh, no big deal

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@its_Mentuhotep2 See the resemblance? #conehead #pointyhead

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t Awe that's such a cute little temple u got there #basic #cute

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t PREACH

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@Amenhotep3rd oh so now we know what you were doing instead of ruling Egypt

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@SoterPtolemy hey, nice spelling #practicewhatyoupreach

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@SoterPtolemy typo's are a thing ok. But we all know what isn't a typo: YOU'RE NOT EGYPTIAN

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@SoterPtolemy and that, my Pharaoh friends, is how you know he's not Egyptian #letsnotuserudenames

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@SoterPtolemy "our"? YOU WERE'NT AN EGYPTIAN! If anything you should thank her for her dumb decision

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@SoterPtolemy too bad you're not an actual Egyptian

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@tut_NOTmosis ummm no, thats a CT scan #youknownothing

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@tut_NOTmosis thats not an ultrasound....

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t well, after you died the Romans did take over Egypt #nicegoing

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@menkaure_ like you?

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

Boys take a look this is what a real beard looks like #beardgamestrong

[Mr. T Number 3 @ya_boy_thutmose]

@YA_BOI_HAWKMAN Hey Khufu nice pyramid, you compensating for something? #sorrynotsorry #justsaying #mrtnumber3

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@YA_BOI_HAWKMAN nice statue you've got there #3inchstatue #howstheweatherdownthere

[Hatshepsut @thebeardedqueen]

@GOATRamesses @YA_BOI_HAWKMAN youre both playing for second, I'm the one with the best preserve temple AND obelisks