The Bearded Wit

Storyteller; Communication Nerd; Musician; Occasional Comedian; Perilous to your health. Caveat: I can get a bit "sweary" sometimes...

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You haven’t.

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@elonmusk Yes. With one you merely breed more of it.

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@LozzaFox Is this “united” Britain in the room with you now?

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@pmanissoopa @johncusack *exchange

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@CovfefeAnon @blobmonster99 @babaorileyiswho @kitten_beloved

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@SilentWhisper65 @eugeneh84 @mcandidate I mean, be fair, they do look like a bunch of right old members…

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@Iromg "Update at 3:30pm:

[...]

The fire service can confirm the initial vehicle involved in the fire was a diesel car.

An investigation to determine the cause of the fire is underway."

https://t.co/2Njd0HaMtk

#peskyfacts

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British politicians know perfectly well why the BBC avoids the word ‘terrorist’, and over the years plenty of them have privately agreed with it. Calling someone a terrorist means you’re taking sides and ceasing to treat the situation with due impartiality. The BBC’s job is to place the facts before its audience and let them decide what they think, honestly and without ranting. That’s why, in Britain and throughout the world, nearly half a billion people watch, listen to and read us. There’s always someone who would like us to rant. Sorry, it’s not what we do.

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@calvinrobinson @Independent How was the trip to Disneyland?

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@calvinrobinson @danwootton Yeah… This really isn’t the flex you think it is… grifter…

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You reek of fear.

Justifiably.

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@andreajenkyns @BBCNews @lucyfrazermp @defundthebbc How to say you do not understand satire without saying you do not understand satire…

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@jaygeejayuk @angelavarndall @afneil @Iromg Speaking of inconvenient truths…

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@DuncanGray @LozzaFox No we're not...

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@lobey_wan @Jennife12494033 @benhabib6 @LozzaFox @JustStop_Oil @ExtinctionR Hey! Be fair! The election results totally reflect the fact that millio... thou... umm... *checks notes*... 714 people think like @LozzaFox

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@benhabib6 @LozzaFox @JustStop_Oil @ExtinctionR I mean this is only from 2019, but of course, @JustStop_Oil and @ExtinctionR "have faced no such sanction for years of illegalities..."

Disingenuous much?

#plank

https://t.co/SbycAsr3dU

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@JamesMelville It's because, more than ever before, we live in a world of doubling-down on the blame game. Everything is everyone else's fault - the paradigm has shifted to finding the lowest common denominator to which they can appeal. It's not only the fault of the parties, it's ours too.

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@Iromg You're aware it's October... right?

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@jdpoc They are the new Oakleysinnatruck...

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@DineshDSouza @LozzaFox "I'm so sad for you, but here, let's make this all about me"