Elan's Beard

just a beard with a dream || parody account

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

Thanksgiving 2020 at the Weber’s

[Ashley Iaconetti @ashleyiaco]

Jane Fonda has nothing on Barbara. #MonsterInLaw

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

haven’t tweeted in many moons, but came here to say I am thoroughly entertained by this season of #TheBachelorette

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

WAIT was that Trish Schneider from @JessePalmerTV season in the audience?!?

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

@ashleyiaco I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND @haibon_jared!!! THE GOAT IS BACK!!!

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

how were clayton and rodney both on the spoken word group date? clayton on both group dates? rodney on the group date and 1-on-1?

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

@therealDBcoop whoop!

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

wait why was heather completed edited out of WTA. genuinely confused. what happened?????

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

anyone else miss Katie already?

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

@christiannajane

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

I LOVE ABIGAIL DON'T Y'ALL SAY SHIT BAD ABOUT HER.

#THEBACHELOR

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

why is cecily strong here wearing a tiara #TheBachelor

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

if Mari doesn’t get an instantpot sponsorship after this #pressureful #TheBachelor

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

becca+kristina=katie #TheBachelor

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

bri and rachael get my roses

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

Kit is literally the villain in every Mary-Kate and Ashley movie #TheBachelor

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

the only thing I care about this season is the salmon jacket making a cameo

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

is that pilot pete #TheBachelor

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

that was the weirdest intro to a season

[Elan's Beard @thebeardofelan]

my new favorite christmas movie is @tayshia’s finale

[Emily Wagner @Emily_Wagner12]

Having survived the shit shows that were Peter, Hannah, and Coltons seasons, that proposal from Zac to Tayshia was what all of Bachelor Nation deserved. #TheBachelorette