Teddy Griffith

more than one horse is too many

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@MISTERBULLBULL whoa! I lived in Greensboro for six years, that's kind of wild to see it get mentioned here. Home of Cookout, the best fast food in America 😤

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@kylerseibel Hard to believe that a book originally slated for publication in ████ █████ is getting attention from the Chicago Tribune. I really need to get around to buying this thing

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@AmericanGwyn I'm always a little surprised you dont talk about Twain more :/

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@crownweber Thanks, I'm happy to know that someone read this today!

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

the indie lit scene needed a story about Dave Portnoy

[BULL @MISTERBULLBULL]

"There’s just something about the guy from Barstool Sports eating pizza, waiting to see some random pizza shop owner in Connecticut suddenly double their sales. Bradley likes the idea of someone’s life changing in an instant." @thebeargriffith https://t.co/7939QmAvM1

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@reclinernotes Was so excited to see Makaya McCraven and the Bob Dylan bootleg on the same list that I'm going to read your whole site now

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@Aaron__Burch I didn't realize you had a connection to Dzanc--I've loved many of their books, Dan must have had incredible taste. I'm so sorry for your loss.

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@Pamelamarquis27 @LogicalZeb @KayBee624 @MilaLovesJoe @larrythkw California and Maine have nonpartisan commissions draw the districts. Illinois is a good example of actual Democratic Party gerrymandering but most of the others are terrible examples. Delaware has one representative, of course its 0 percent lol. 0 of 1 is 0. Maine has 2.

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@MISTERBULLBULL Honestly would love to see a screenshot of these rejections lol. Or maybe I should just send you something soon and see it for myself 😤

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

the tiger shouldve been named Calvin and the boy shouldve been Hobbs

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@itsnicolefegan I'd be down! A fun role reversal.

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@MISTERBULLBULL https://t.co/9cTqJttMNb

This one!

[BULL @MISTERBULLBULL]

"Harold leaned back into a floating position, his arms outreached to either side. He stared upward at it all. Sunlight. Birds. Clouds. The arc of the universe moving in a torquish progression from one horizon to the other. It calmed him." @joey_hedger https://t.co/lftYHwwZvf

[BULL @MISTERBULLBULL]

Many thanks to the fine folks over @chillsubs for putting us 9th on their list of FISH List of Lively Indie Lit Mags 2025 along with some very very great company. https://t.co/lvjRCAPtix

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

I guess people want Obama to wrestle him or something

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Trump and Obama conversing at Jimmy Carter’s funeral. Remember folks the oligarchy is one big club and you aren’t in it!

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

it wasn't the wind, Barney wanted to die

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Happy 27th anniversary of the day Barney the Dinosaur exploded on live TV.

#MacysThanksgivingParade #Macys

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@itsnicolefegan Also I know it sounds goofy but where was Gen Z's empathetic male role model when they were kids? Like Superman/L. Skywalker/H. Potter, etc. I dont personally take issue with the push for more female leads in YA-targeted things but it may have weirdly backfired in a way.

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

Trump's Israel policy is one of the few policies you can find fully fleshed out online. I understand that the Biden admin has failed on this issue. But if you care about outcomes/results in a humanitarian crisis, which you should, consider what becomes of Palestine under Trump.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

For anyone who doubts Trump will be even worse than Biden is on Gaza, here's Trump saying Netanyahu "is doing a good job, Biden is trying to hold him back... and probably should be doing the opposite. I'm glad that Bibi decided to do what he had to do."

[BULL @MISTERBULLBULL]

"Harold leaned back into a floating position, his arms outreached to either side. He stared upward at it all. Sunlight. Birds. Clouds. The arc of the universe moving in a torquish progression from one horizon to the other. It calmed him." @joey_hedger https://t.co/lftYHwwZvf

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

@Joey_Hedger @thedrevlow @MISTERBULLBULL It was great, I had a lot of fun reading this one. I've been trying to slip in as many beaten down Honda Accords into published stories for a long time now so it's also always nice when someone does the job for me.

[Teddy Griffith @thebeargriffith]

the new ancestry DNA update says I'm a gnome?