Jared B.

Not a lot going on here. RIP old Twitter.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

I get that they were fast, but why were they furious?

[Jared B. @thebeary]

@chasetremaine @ImCliffordToday @halfaliveco Yup! There are a few in LA and I’m sure more in other metro areas. We even used it at work to film our new product launch (heat presses for t-shirts).

I definitely felt like Bruce Wayne in there

[Jared B. @thebeary]

@benjikunz I’m not saying I agree 100%… but in the right mood, I get it. I love both movies a lot!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

And we are back! I will give my x earnings to someone who reposts this message and follows this account. Will pick a winner at random on Sunday am. Good luck!! 😀

[Jared B. @thebeary]

I’m off Instagram and maybe back on Twitter? Idk. I used to find tweeting into the void very relaxing. But I don’t think it has that appeal anymore. We’ll see.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

My biggest offense with the new Jaguar rebrand is that they’re using the Pantone COTY pair from 2016.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

How BlackRock uses our money against us.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

Just barely found out that the cutesy demure mindful girl is actually a dude.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

I just want to say that 2009-2012 Twitter is unmatched.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

I temporarily deactivated my Instagram. And now I’ve started tweeting for the first time in a long time. I don’t think I’m doing this right.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

@MixtapeTheology Right here!! The One and Only & Relocation are my favorites.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

Enter to attend the KOST 103.5 Private Holiday Party at DISNEY CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE® Park from @KOST1035FM! https://t.co/nJaFkIYnrv

[Jared B. @thebeary]

@MixtapeTheology Yes, though the only thing I remember is being upset that Carman kissed someone who wasn't his real-life wife. lol

[Jared B. @thebeary]

@Ineverglow This is not only my favorite Anberlin record (by a longshot), it's one of my favorite records of all time. And somehow it gets close to zero love from Anberlin fans and even less from fans of the genre.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

Sorry if this is wack, but I'm returning from an almost 2 year hiatus to tell the Twitter world this:

1) I still refuse to call it X.

2) My band has a new single out. Streaming links below.

Spotify - https://t.co/lYGOxAHl7h

Apple Music - https://t.co/P2ENAudcQg

[Jared B. @thebeary]

Tell me you’ve only ever left your state to go to Disney, without telling me you’ve only ever left your state to go to Disney.

[Nolan Gore | SMB Lawn Cowboy @TheNolanGore]

Sorry… not sorry….

Texas has the best food in America.

- Texas BBQ destroys everywhere else
- Tex-Mex is better than all other Mexican food
- Best Ramen I’ve ever had - in ATX
- Best ice cream: blue bell in Texas
- Best Pizza overall

Prove me wrong.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

If the output is directly related to the input, why would I increase my workload by 200% to only get a 50% raise??

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

Amazing how many people would rather make $100k and pay no tax than $300k and pay 50% tax.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

This isn’t a true story. I made it up.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

Dear @tacobell,

What do we have to do to get the caramel apple empanada back on the menu?? Please. I’m desperate.

[Jared B. @thebeary]

@2leftsN7yrsago Southlen has 1,608 👀

#shamelessplug

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

UPDATE: It’s gone 🫠

Last week I tweeted that 99% of new cars priced below $20K were extinct.

The only one remaining was the Mitsubishi Mirage.

This morning: